Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML
Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML
Today, as I was walking my dog, two cute girls from my school were walking towards me on the sidewalk. I thought it would be appropriate to wave and give a smile. My dog thought it would be appropriate to viciously bark at and mount one of the girls. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Today, I was home sick and playing with my dog. I suddenly felt the urge to throw up, so I sprinted to the bathroom. My dog thought this was an invitation to chase me and tackle me to the floor. FML
Today, a dog attacked me. Its owner, instead of apologizing and helping me, said it was my own fault for making it think I was an attacker by running past them. We were on a jogging track. FML
Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground and saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could and began flailing my arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. FML
Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML
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schwancy 2
Even if it had been a dog about to attack; screaming would have only made the situation worse.
squirell_AIDS69 0
That puppy still could have wrecked your shit for all you know!
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Comments (54)
FMLYAY 0
ha
BahahahLOL 0
No #1, I know you can do better. Try this, TRRROOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL
squirell_AIDS69 0
#1 threw out a quick "ha" to make sure that he/she would be #1.
BahahahLOL 0
Even a 'haha' would have been more satisfying. 'Ha' sounds like a karate chop to me.
macskapingvin 0
'Ha' is Hungarian for 'If' - it is actually a deeply philosophical comment, insightful in its brevity.
sourgirl101 29
"What if?" is a pretty powerful question, wouldn't you say?(:
asspole 16
What is "like a girl"?
forgetspaces 0
anti-flood portection??? wtf
yeti93 0
lol ;p
Janah_the_ENP 0
You can't tell the difference between a dog trying to attack you and a dog that wants to play? YDI dip shit.
epic_phail 0
after being attacked by a dog (that I was familiar with) and receiving 35 stitches and now awful scars I'm terrified of even little yappy dogs. so stfu.
iR0ckSkinnys 3
#17 no you stfu!!!
8KAGE8 8
I realized I didn't need to get involved with this (just like you didn't) but you don't have a reason to tell #17 to stfu. You were never in the conversation in the first place and there was no offending comments made, so don't get why you had to jump in.
schwancy 2
Even if it had been a dog about to attack; screaming would have only made the situation worse.
iR0ckSkinnys 3
Yea and running too! When you run away from a dog they are gonna chase you,So you are suppose to not make eye contact with them and walk away.But if it's like full speed attacking you,you beat&kick the dog in the nose.
InnocentLies 0
Hmm wait wouldn't screaming be a good thing ? Op would attract attention and help. ^_^
TheDrifter 24
But by screaming op would also be challenging an aggressive animal, so someone might come help, but op's chances of being mauled would increase.
melmeldolphin 8
I'm assuming you are a guy, because otherwise I don't see how screaming like a girl could be embarrassing.
squirell_AIDS69 0
That puppy still could have wrecked your shit for all you know!
CallMeBloo 31
ATTACK PUPPY OF CUTE DOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
emmabear16 0
YDI for being a wuss.
iR0ckSkinnys 3
Lol why did you think It was going to attack you? That's so hilarious!!! Man,wish that was caught on tape!!:]
Supra69 0
FAYUL!
cowboyy_fml 0
what's that mean
Suavis 4
black for fail