Today, I came into work to have my supervisor call me into her office, then her telling me to pack my things and get out. Apparently, just because they haven’t been saying anything about you being habitually late for work doesn’t mean that they don’t care. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I arrived at work and was immediately given a disciplinary write-up for being two hours late for my shift. Apparently the manager had changed my schedule that morning and failed to tell me. FML
Today, I got fired for being late. Apparently you're supposed to be on time after your boss specifically tells you that the office will open an hour late. FML
Today, my boss continued to orchestrate behind the scenes with my colleagues to make me look bad for her lack of organization. Then she showed up 10 minutes late to a meeting, shared that she needed a vacation, and realized that she needed to micromanage less. I've been asking her to make that change for months. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for leaving on time. After months of management hounding us about our overtime, I get in trouble for doing what I was supposed to do. FML
Today, my new supervisor arrived after my old one had transferred away and we had a quick evaluation meeting. As it turns out, I'm not actually a good employee like I thought. I just had a shitty boss who didn't care enough to let me know I wasn't meeting company standards. FML
Today, on my last day of vacation with my family, and after moving my kid back home after their college graduation, I received a text message from my supervisor that said, “Hello, your services are no longer needed" and that they would pack up my desk and mail it to me. I can’t get anyone to explain why or even answer me. FML
Today, I was told not to show up for work, after I showed up for work. FML
Today, my boss told me that people from work have been complaining about me. Apparently, I'm not doing part of their jobs for them, and the other manager sometimes does. FML
Today, a client called my supervisor to complain that I wasn’t answering my phone. Then they called patients' advocate and submitted a second complaint. I was on my lunch break, but still got written up the moment I returned. No, I wasn’t late. FML
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Top comments
Nikki 17
It always makes me laugh when people complain on here about things that are entirely their fault, sure there could be more to the story but from the information we have, you’re just not a very good employee
kitten79TX 5
You seriously thought being late all the time was ok? well, take it a lesson learned and do better next time.
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Comments (6)
Nikki 17
It always makes me laugh when people complain on here about things that are entirely their fault, sure there could be more to the story but from the information we have, you’re just not a very good employee
Kr3m 5
I don't think this person was complaining. Just stating the facts. Yes, it was their fault, and I don't think they have any illusions otherwise.
RichardPencil 32
That probably wasn't the real reason, but it's a good one that makes a solid case for your firing. You probably sucked at your job, or someone's idiot nephew needed your job.
kitten79TX 5
You seriously thought being late all the time was ok? well, take it a lesson learned and do better next time.
JackWood 21
Today you came in late again. There I fixed the first part
BurnInDemonFire 39
No shit. Learn to tell the time before you get another job.
DanielleinDC 34
Maybe learn to get to work on time like a responsible adult. YDI.