Today, the professor I've had a crush on informed me that there's only one way left I could still pass his course. Thinking this was an attempt to flirt with me, I told him I'd do anything he could imagine. He then looked confused when he asked me to write an essay. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
Today, after complaining that I had nothing to write about in my weekly journal for college, my professor suggested in front of everyone that I should get a girlfriend. FML
Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, someone brought cake to class. Trying to get some attention from the guy I have a crush on, I asked if he wanted my piece of cake. He accepted it, and then offered it to another girl. FML
Today, I got really excited when I got an email from a guy I've been flirting with in my math class. Turns out he thinks I stole his calculator and wants it back immediately. There goes my chance. FML
Today, I was writing a very important email to my college professor. I went upstairs for something and came back down to send it. I later asked him today why he hadn't responded, to which he said, "I'm flattered… but can't." My roommate had added "love you xxx" at the end of the email. FML
Today, I realized that my somewhat flamboyant behavior may have given people the wrong impression when my classmate tried to set me up with one of her male friends. I've been trying to work up the courage to ask her out all semester. FML
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Top comments
fotomiep 7
What cheap romance novel did you think you were in?
laurenhem 26
The **** did I just read
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Comments (142)
laurenhem 26
The **** did I just read
ForwardUn2Dawn 18
Fifty Shades of Finals
momof3honeybee 13
Top ten tips to fail a class.
cocoshake 16
I just spat out my drink #12
zyero 9
Your comment made this all the more epic
laden_swallow09 35
The start to a porno.
NonoMeow 18
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Flirting with teachers is always an honest way to pass courses.
NonoMeow 18
Sarcasm? No?
pooldude 24
Yah sleeping with them to pass courses is even better! *sarcasm*
JustinJK 21
I've led profs on before for better grades. *shrug*
Soloman212 28
Justin, unfortunately you have a smaller demographic to appeal to.
krazayman 18
lol this whole comment section is terrible
PsychicBulwark 4
lol yeah, I'm just like ... wow losers packin it in here
muzy 23
I like chicken wraps.
JustinJK 21
Soloman. Actually desperate middle aged women are pretty easy to lead on.
EdenZombies 9
Wow. pepul r dumbbbzzz. They probably won't get that either.
fotomiep 7
What cheap romance novel did you think you were in?
MRSwick2525 23
Bahahahahaha!!!! #3 I'm not sure why but I laughed pretty loud when I read this!! And I agree with it. I thought I was reading a Lifetime Movie description when I read OP's post!!!
beeneatenalive 12
It was on pornhub
onlychildFTW 34
It sounds like your typical porno except the professor isn't the creepy one in this one. Haha.
slingerslasher 24
Still not as good as pizza guy ****. "Hey, my extra-large sausage pizza can't fit through your door... can I bring it in through the back?"
muah97 12
You expected sex?
Chadica 17
Not everything is a porno, just saying...
slingerslasher 24
you mean when the pizza guy arrives im NOT supposed to have wild sex with him as I smear the pizza all over our naked bodies? damn i've been doing it all wrong
tournamentdecide 33
I think you may have a pizza man fetish, 109
slingerslasher 24
No!! ...ok fine
YodaMyNameIs 15
This is the weirdest FML I've read in a while.
writerchic85 26
Crush or not, it is academically immoral on the parts of both you and your professor to hand out grades for sex favors.
uncle_ssaamm 12
nice.. now it sounds like prostitution lmao
KaidensCrow 18
it kind of is prostitution. trading sexual favors for something of value.
countryguy91290 16
OP you just made my morning lmao. you thought either a date or sex would be what he asked you haha. nope but sorry you got crushed.
koganti 18
YDI
CommentKing207 23
Wait isn't it illegal to date with a teacher/professor? If you're still a minor it's illegal but if you're like 22 or something like that it's just straight wrong anyways...
pooldude 24
i think she is in college, so she is above the age of consent. it is not illegal according to the law but in some colleges its against the rules. Varies from place to place
heyLaddieHey 18
I think the professor risks their job having sex with a student who is in their class. However, if an adult college student is sleeping with an adult professor who isn't in charge of their grades I doubt anything can be done.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
But either way isn't it still pretty unethical? (Having said that I've never been to college, so what do I know)
KaidensCrow 18
in America it doesn't matter if the professor is in charge of your grades or not. they are risking their teaching licence not just their job to do anything with a student. that's if they are legal age to consent. otherwise it's statutory rape and they will go to prison and have to register as a sex offender for the rest of their lives. and they will lose their teaching licence. I don't know about other countries.