Today, the professor I've had a crush on informed me that there's only one way left I could still pass his course. Thinking this was an attempt to flirt with me, I told him I'd do anything he could imagine. He then looked confused when he asked me to write an essay. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
Today, after complaining that I had nothing to write about in my weekly journal for college, my professor suggested in front of everyone that I should get a girlfriend. FML
Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, someone brought cake to class. Trying to get some attention from the guy I have a crush on, I asked if he wanted my piece of cake. He accepted it, and then offered it to another girl. FML
Today, I got really excited when I got an email from a guy I've been flirting with in my math class. Turns out he thinks I stole his calculator and wants it back immediately. There goes my chance. FML
Today, I was writing a very important email to my college professor. I went upstairs for something and came back down to send it. I later asked him today why he hadn't responded, to which he said, "I'm flattered… but can't." My roommate had added "love you xxx" at the end of the email. FML
Today, I realized that my somewhat flamboyant behavior may have given people the wrong impression when my classmate tried to set me up with one of her male friends. I've been trying to work up the courage to ask her out all semester. FML
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fotomiep 7
What cheap romance novel did you think you were in?
laurenhem 26
The **** did I just read
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PennyLane27 32
As the wife of someone attractive, who's taught undergraduate courses, you disgust me for the following reasons: #1 You would put his career in jeopardy. #2 Sleeping with you would likely bring criminal or civil charges against him. #3 ACADEMIC DISHONESTY. If you suck that much at the class, you deserve to fail and have to relearn the material. #4 Sleeping with someone to get a grade doesn't make you learn the material. Not only does this water down the meaning of the degree, but if it's stuff you need to know for your career- guess what! you still don't know it! And that sucks for other students with a diploma that DO know the material. AND could be a detriment to your future workplace, and you'd end up with shitty references (which btw you'd deserve) #5 HE MIGHT HAVE A FAMILY. So...**** YOU for thinking your stupid, undeserved grade in one class is worth more than his CAREER and FAMILY. In the words of Clark W Griswold- Holy Shit Hallelujah! Where's the tylenol!??
Hunkapoo 19
Good points, blunt but very true. I don't know why OP decided to put this on the site. she should be too ashamed of herself, but on more than one way she has shown she's not very smart. I can't stand women who think they can screw their way in or out of everything, it kinda gives the rest of us decent women a bad rap. I see this dumb crap all the time, its dishonest and disgusting.
PennyLane27 32
Thanks. Yeah OP's egocentricity in not only doing this, but looking for sympathy over it, really set me off. Idk why my comment got moderated? Maybe the shouty caps in a couple spots? *shrugs* You're spot on, though. Women that screw their way to the top really reinforce stigmas and make it difficult for half the world's population to be taken seriously.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Oh my God, why.
nina0917 26
Haha wow seriously get over you're self
pete9913 23
You can't help who you develop a crush on, but you can control how you act.
interesting33 37
This sounds like a joke that went round facebook a while ago. Also, had that happened it would have been technically rape. And would you really want a relationship with someone who would be so predatory and basically blackmail young girls into sleeping with them?
jgriff79 23
And People say men watch to much ****!
hiheyitschloe 13
Reading this made me feel so uncomfortable. Did you really think that he was going to suddenly just... Take you on a date or ask for sexual favors from you? like wtf, even if he did are you serious? That's your teacher! That's wrong on so many levels.
TrapTheKing 16
What the heck, YDI don't depend on sex to pass a course in school..
Grayness_ 26
Be more straightforward.
PennyLane27 32
Be overly straightforward and earn a restraining order.
mimidamian 15
YDI for being a ho