Today, I'm so single, I signed up for a free consultation on an LGBT arranged marriage site. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML
Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML
The struggle is real
Today, I'm a 46 year-old woman who hates online dating, and who is now single again. FML
Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML
Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML
Desperation
Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML
It's been a while…
Today, I realized that every other targeted ad I see is for some sort of dating app. I've been single on and off for 5 years now, and it's starting to get to me. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
Today, I arrived at work to find out someone had signed me up to a dating site. Apparently, my inability to speak to women has reached "boss level". Quite literally, as my boss was the one who signed me up. FML
Today, after a year and half of being single, I was asked out on a date. I was asked by a married man. FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Plot twist: she’s straight.
Amanda G Rich 23
I mean, you're the one who chose to do that. so you deserve it
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Comments (5)
QueenSaru 28
I don't know what to choose here. Unless you're not LGBT?
RichardPencil 32
Plot twist: she’s straight.
Amanda G Rich 23
I mean, you're the one who chose to do that. so you deserve it
Yudith 28
Is this the site where Indian women post ads like "Searching for a good husband for my son. Must be strictly vegetarian and astrologically compatible. My son is 36 and very sweet but shy. He has a great job in computers and owns a 1000 sq ft house in Toronto and another house in Bangalore."?
grass20 3
Isn't it 'happy my life'?