Today, someone brought cake to class. Trying to get some attention from the guy I have a crush on, I asked if he wanted my piece of cake. He accepted it, and then offered it to another girl. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend, and best friend, had baked a cake, and wouldnt tell anyone who it was for. When I asked he said I'd know soon. He met me after class to break up with me and offered me the cake to make me feel better. FML
Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML
Today, I realized that the only time I've ever been noticed by my classmates is when I brought cake for the potluck. FML
Today, I bought a personalized cookie cake with "Will you go out with me?" for the girl I've liked for five months. When I showed her, she said no, but took the cake with her anyway. FML
Today, I was at a job conference. At lunch, I saw this stunning guy. At dessert time, I coughed so much that the piece of chocolate cake in my mouth went straight onto his glasses. I think it's too late to introduce myself now. FML
Today, my math teacher decided to give everyone in the class candy. He skipped me, and when another student pointed it out, his response was, "I don’t like her." FML
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML
Today, the shy girl in my class brought a cake to share with everyone, since it's her birthday. Excited about the cake, I got everybody to sing "Happy Birthday" for her, only to realize too late that nobody in the class knew her name, myself included. FML
Today, I had lunch with a couple of my friends and a guy I like. Another guy I have a crush on came and ate with us too. After lunch, one of the guys I have a crush on told me the other guy I like is sexy. FML
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MURIKKA 11
Keep doing that OP, and his crush will become obese. Then he's all yours.
flockz 20
that monkeys get very angry when you kick them off your roof expecting them to fly.
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Comments (141)
mrmrmrman 6
Sorry to hear that OP, maybe he's not the one for you?
iNewKid 20
Last class, I gave you my cake, but the very next girl, you gave it away
Tay_racer10 3
Last Christmas hahahahaha
_Oblivion_ 12
sharing is caring
LolFMLnot 10
You guys were basically playing hot potatoes with a cake. "pass it on , pass it on"
maybeeiwill 11
He can't have your cake and eat it too!
0RedPenguin0 8
At least he saved OP a lot of time she would be spending trying to get him to like her
BRLHP 24
Maybe he thought you were handing it out to everyone, not just him specifically. So maybe he thought it was ok to hand it out.
leeburns 5
Look on the bright side op she's going to get fat and you won't :) then he will Come back haha
IOmnomHard 10
Is anyone else wondering why OP was getting him the cake? She didn't bring it in, so obviously if he wanted a piece he would have gotten up to get it on his own. since it wasn't OPs cake, I don't get why this is an FML.
sens3sfailing 25
Yeah, because everyone wants a guy they know is shallow...don't try and be his choice by default...show him you are amazing and right for him and if you don't catch his eye OP then he might not be the one. See if you have guy friends who maybe like you that you just never thought of in that way, they can usually be the ones who care the most. But make sure they are right for you too!
beef25967 2
And what does that tell you...?
flockz 20
that monkeys get very angry when you kick them off your roof expecting them to fly.
Brattyninja 7
That he didn't want the cake?
patrickalamo 48
People will write anything to have a comment posted
patacus 14
that she has no man AND no cake.
walmartpaysme 15
I give up! Share your wisdom with us, #2?
tabbycat2007 22
That the cake is a lie!
trollcrusher 17
It tells me that he could be a very nice person. I imagined a scenario where OP gave the cake to her crush, and the crush thanked her for it. But maybe then he saw a girl that was too shy to get her own, so he offered her his cake. Am I the only one who thought of this? Or he could just be a jerk, as the majority is assuming.
Sicilysstallion 2
Nice zombie Dog
KVKdragon 26
Wow, that was a little mean. He should at least thank you for your kindness even if he didn't get the impression you were trying to get his attention from a romantic point of view. I'm sorry :( There's plenty of fish left in the sea OP ;)
LolFMLnot 10
But she doesn't want just any fish, she wants nemo :(
Surge5560 20
The FML never mentioned if he said thank you or not.
ASD_K 11
Regifted cake.
gc327072 31
There's plenty of fish in the sea, and Denmark has lots of coastline. No worries, op!
p3mguin 7
Golden magickarp only fish for me...
williemac987 5
I guess he's not for you....
FlyinTurtle 7
Ya don't say?
barbsillvy 10
Hey it happen to me once! And I survived! *o*
xFluttershy 7
Take a pound and pass it down;)
MURIKKA 11
Keep doing that OP, and his crush will become obese. Then he's all yours.
adamsimpsona 4
Ahahaha favourite comment on this post
numbersystem 4
I like this plan
loserboii 11
Kill her with kindness over the course of months. The perfect plan
hopsinlove17 26
^That teaches people to take advantage of you. Stick up for yourself in a mature way.
beccaishereyay 11
36- I didn't know being kind meant people automatically take advantage of you. How is she supposed to stick up for herself? The other girl did nothing wrong and the boy could do anything he wanted with his new cake. Kindness is a disappointingly rare thing these days. Don't discourage it.
hopsinlove17 26
I'm not discouraging it. I try to be as kind as possible and people tend to "walk all over me." Society is ****** and there's not much anyone can do about it. Not trying to be a negative nancy or anything...
loserboii 11
You're not discouraging it, but you say it teaches people to take advantage of you if you are nice? Right.
tisvana20 6
I think he means "be kind, but with discretion." I'm a walking doormat too. At least I never gave any of my cake away. Got to have something.
McAninch35 9
Is it bad that the only thing I could think about reading this post was Fat Princess?
yoloswagg54 9
Keep it coming.
hopsinlove17 26
I'm a girl.O.O
PInK_ExCiTeD 7
I like how you think #5, I like how you think ;) lmfao!
BigJoeZD 16
It was said in a previous comment, but maybe you didn't get the picture. So giving OP's crush more cake to keep feeding to the other girl for the purpose of making her obese means that he will automatically just go back to OP? And this would also make the crush extremely shallow? Because I'm sure all women want that, that must be what I'm doing wrong.
tastico 2
Learn from that other girl to know what it takes
hopsinlove17 26
Or be yourself...? When did that go away?
TBelle4Ever 15
Swag can't do anything for you in life... other than make you sound like a giant douche.
clueless05 12
Never, ever give your cake away!
hotshot2626 9
The cake is a lie!
Boston_4_Life 3
Maybe he dosn't like cake
shneakycactus 2
everybody likes cake!
gmc_blossom 21
I don't like cake. I love cake.
JinxedPixie 16
I love cake ^_^
torbey 23
39- I read your comment in Donkey from Shrek's voice.
AwsumShyGuy 12
The cake is a lie!
GovernorGeneral 8
Lmao i might be the first person to not like cake...or maybe i like it deeeeep deeep down. Probably not. But what i really dont like is chocolate :D
Enslaved 38
And he gave it to get the attention of the girl he has a crush on. :P Domino effect? Did she eat the cake or pass it on to her crush?
TheFirstSamurai 18
Imagine if it went full circle.
gmc_blossom 21
Maybe eventually the person that has a crush on OP would give it to her. :0
Petepoop 6
I remember when I was in fourth grade…
rs89 20
After checking your age and description on your profile, it's safe to say you not only remember it, you are stuck in it!
supportcommand 17
33- before you ripped on 13, you should have changed your picture.
mfischer 17
I want to up vote your comment because it's funny, but the urge to down vote you because of your profile is just as urgent. Thus, inaction is the course of action to be taken here.
walmartpaysme 15
13, please tell me that you are lying about your age.