Today, the professor I've had a crush on informed me that there's only one way left I could still pass his course. Thinking this was an attempt to flirt with me, I told him I'd do anything he could imagine. He then looked confused when he asked me to write an essay. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
Today, after complaining that I had nothing to write about in my weekly journal for college, my professor suggested in front of everyone that I should get a girlfriend. FML
Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, someone brought cake to class. Trying to get some attention from the guy I have a crush on, I asked if he wanted my piece of cake. He accepted it, and then offered it to another girl. FML
Today, I got really excited when I got an email from a guy I've been flirting with in my math class. Turns out he thinks I stole his calculator and wants it back immediately. There goes my chance. FML
Today, I was writing a very important email to my college professor. I went upstairs for something and came back down to send it. I later asked him today why he hadn't responded, to which he said, "I'm flattered… but can't." My roommate had added "love you xxx" at the end of the email. FML
Today, I realized that my somewhat flamboyant behavior may have given people the wrong impression when my classmate tried to set me up with one of her male friends. I've been trying to work up the courage to ask her out all semester. FML
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Top comments
fotomiep 7
What cheap romance novel did you think you were in?
laurenhem 26
The **** did I just read
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Comments (142)
VolcanoTheDragon 20
More like '**** her teacher' in her case
myoukei 31
You'd think that if you liked the professor you'd try harder in the class and not be about to fail?
ourtneyc 14
this is not ****, this is real life
domolovesyoshi 33
Do the fricken work
getfokinrektm8 9
Someone watches too much ****
JKPwnage 27
Today we learned that real life is not a porno
ohSNAPyall 27
Have some respect for yourself and your academic abilities. Have you tried tutoring?
UnluckyJulie 13
If you held this professor in such high esteem and really wanted to impress him, then why the hell didn't you put more effort into his course?
gordjess1 19
Umm this is just awkward to read.. Maybe time to stop reading the romance novels and stop watching the movies while you're at it haha.
zmanryan2015 7
Just pull his pants down and blow him he might just give you and easy A. But then you will wake up from your dirty dream and have a F