Today, the professor I've had a crush on informed me that there's only one way left I could still pass his course. Thinking this was an attempt to flirt with me, I told him I'd do anything he could imagine. He then looked confused when he asked me to write an essay. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
Today, after complaining that I had nothing to write about in my weekly journal for college, my professor suggested in front of everyone that I should get a girlfriend. FML
Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, someone brought cake to class. Trying to get some attention from the guy I have a crush on, I asked if he wanted my piece of cake. He accepted it, and then offered it to another girl. FML
Today, I got really excited when I got an email from a guy I've been flirting with in my math class. Turns out he thinks I stole his calculator and wants it back immediately. There goes my chance. FML
Today, I was writing a very important email to my college professor. I went upstairs for something and came back down to send it. I later asked him today why he hadn't responded, to which he said, "I'm flattered… but can't." My roommate had added "love you xxx" at the end of the email. FML
Today, I realized that my somewhat flamboyant behavior may have given people the wrong impression when my classmate tried to set me up with one of her male friends. I've been trying to work up the courage to ask her out all semester. FML
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Top comments
fotomiep 7
What cheap romance novel did you think you were in?
laurenhem 26
The **** did I just read
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Comments (142)
pooldude 24
This ain't a porno woman! If life was a porno, last night's pizza delivery would have gone a lot different.
buckstop1 37
"with extra sausage"
LiLMAMA0523 35
Someone has been watching too many pornos.
dantee2005 33
Lol. How do you know what happens in a porno!
KaidensCrow 18
because an insane amount of shows make fun of it? you could have never seen **** in your life and known this reference.
MassiDelta 28
What the hell did I just read? I think my eyeballs are bleeding after reading this
FalloutScrolls 25
"I'm failing this course. **** me, right?" Total YDI.
SkullsRules1 26
You've been watching way to many Pornos
ColdRoxas 18
I....Don't understand tf is this? I'm sry but YDI this isn't a porno
jarnalps 6
So if a teacher tells you there's a chance for extra credit, you automatically think it's for sex?
qbgroh3 15
"Fifty Shades of Homework", better start writing!
teentee401 37
Hahaha WOW. You were actually planning on doing that?
CourtneyPaigee16 13
Most professors aren't going to risk getting involved with a student, you shouldn't assume a man is going to always want to have sex, just saying. But start that essay, it was just a misunderstanding! :)
PsychicBulwark 4
It's a safe bet with most of us.