Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I wrote a note for my crush of two years, expressing all my feelings for him, signed it as "Forever your lover", then I slipped it into his locker. Later that day, he walked up to me, tossed the note at me, and said, "You know I recognize your handwriting, right?" FML
Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML
Today, I gave my crush my number in a note that said "Read in private." Not only did she read it in front of her friends, she also laughed at it. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, my secret crush, who sits next to me in Bio, asked if he could borrow my notes. I agreed. It was only after he drove away, with my notebook, that I realized that in the back of my notes, I had written his name 100 times, surrounded by little hearts. FML
Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML
Today, I caught two kids passing notes to each other in my class, so I told them to see me afterwards. When one of the kids eventually came up, I noticed he was crying. He looked up at me and sobbed out, "I was trying to make my first friend!" FML
Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML
Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML
Today, I was taking the final exam for one of my classes. The teacher came over to my desk, grabbed my test and ripped it in half. Then he grabbed my hand and read the note I had written on it to remind myself to pay rent. FML
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sevazilla 21
Think of it in a good way; maybe he did. Studies show that the average "crush" lasts for 4-6 month.
EmeraldMoonshine 21
Well.. at least he didn't read it out loud in front of the class. That would've been way more embarrassing.
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sevazilla 21
Think of it in a good way; maybe he did. Studies show that the average "crush" lasts for 4-6 month.
sayyestothedress 24
Yeah if it exceeds 4-6 months, it means you're in love!
limabeans101029 21
12- Not really... if you have a of thing for someone, it's not like you wake up one day 7 months later suddenly in love. I feel like you actually have to get to know someone before you can be in love with them, love doesn't just automatically happen when it's been six months. (Sorry if you were being sarcastic and I didn't get it)
cinskeep43 15
or you are a crazy stalker... js
cjwayy 22
OP said she's liked him for years.
ThongWarrior 17
Yeah, but she said she liked him for years..
Hiktmae 20
I'm pretty sure 12 was being sarcastic :p but it's impossible to read sarcasm in text lol
Punkgirl4554 20
I've had a "crush" on the same guy since 8th grade. I'm in 11th now.
sayyestothedress 24
#17 I meant scientifically not feelings wise
limabeans101029 21
Scientifically? How can you be scientifically in love, but not "feelings wise" in love?
chloewj 15
I think what the teacher was saving her from was having to read it out loud in front of the class, as many American and Canadian students are forced to do when caught passing notes.
Brandi_Faith 34
I don't know about the states, but where I am in Canada I'm petty sure no teacher is "forced" to read any notes out loud. In fact I doubt they're even advised to. To be honest I think that's a law suit waiting to happen. I'm not encouraging a law suit or saying that it would be right, But I can just see a parent suing the teacher, and probably the board, because something was read in a students note and then the kid gets bullied and picked on for it; and if that kid ever committed suicide or something then it would be huge. I understand not allowing notes to be passed, but reading a students private conversation or feelings out loud to the class is just demeaning and unfair in my opinion. I imagine kids have been picked on because of what was read out loud to the class. Just rip the note up, and throw it out...problem solved.
garrett_8614 14
Am I the only one who is genuinely surprised that people still pass notes in class???
cinskeep43 15
or maybe he destroyed all chances of happiness with your crush... jerk
dcb132z 17
What a **** block
cinskeep43 15
well op is a girl... so idk if **** block is the best term lmao
interesting33 37
OP could just re-write the note if they wanted to though it is embarrassing
Llamassss 21
#20, it works both ways, he blocked her from the ****.
Mc2013 18
#19 Dane Cook calls it Twat Swat. For if a girl is blocked from the chance with a guy.
FlabbberGasted 13
Maybe he is a guy, that's why his teacher thought he would be embarrassed.
bardo264 17
Ok op is called Rachel, so I think it's save to say she's a girl...
laden_swallow09 35
**** shunt?
Liamj774 36
How about vajected?
WadeNickerson 16
Damnit I was just going to say Twat Swatter lol
Codezlol 21
Clam jam.
5secondsoffuck 4
Vajected is the best I've seen so far and I just XD
Ina_Pickle 4
Clam Slam...
weveallbeenthere 30
he may have had a point. but don't let that stop you from trying to fing happiness.
sweetbliss3 37
that's not his decision to make or his business to be in. that's up to the crush and OP. just write a new one, bc he might like you. Idk many guys who liked passing or writing notes back and forth if they didn't like them.
Texasblackboots 16
That's a dick move
chris274 8
Pretty mean way of handling things on the teacher's end. These things should just be left alone, the least he could have done was just throw it away and say he enforces his no notes in class policy. I hate when people act like they're arbiters.
EmeraldMoonshine 21
Well.. at least he didn't read it out loud in front of the class. That would've been way more embarrassing.
gracehi 33
That's what I thought was gonna happen when I got to the part about the teacher taking the note.
elcee1987 18
Omg yeah. The way this ended is really the best way it could have ended. Not seeing an Fml here
Fluckgworl 12
He was probably just jealous that you had feelings for a guy. He may be having a crisis with his own relationship. Who knows.
laden_swallow09 35
Jealousy? That's the best you could think of?
Fluckgworl 12
I said who knows. Honestly you can never know. People can be very selfish and take out their own feelings on others. I have a teacher like that. Its not "the best I can think of". Its a sad reality.
alex_622 22
Well now you'll just have to pour your heart out to your crush in person OP
DestinyNiya 33
I think he actually did save you. Your crush would've probably freaked out finding about it on a note.
foxwasalamb 24
i agree. if you're passing notes, you're probably sitting close. if he was freaked out, he wouldn't be able to get away, and he would feel awkward the rest of class
Brandi_Faith 34
I agree as well. It's one thing to tell a crush you like them, it's another thing to tell them all your "passionate feelings" that you've had for them for several years. That note probably would've been awkward and put a lot of pressure on the guy. It's probably better to just tell him you like him and see if he wants to go on a date or go to the movies as oppose to pouring your heart out. That way it's not a lot of awkwardness, and less pressure, for him. Plus, if he doesn't share your feelings, there's a better chance of becoming, or remaining, friends without any awkwardness.
supertacowaffle 41
Harsh :/ but passing notes in class over something so personal isn't smart I guess