YodaMyNameIs

Mr A Swamp, Dagobah 46 years-old It's complicated

fmysexlife 27 July 2009, 05:06 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML

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lovedoesnotexist 24 September 2015, 11:52 Belgium

Today, my long-term girlfriend broke up with me because my hair "falls out" and I "will definitely be bald soon", even though it's not that bad. The same girl who I supported through her chemotherapy and gave her promises that I would stay with her no matter how she looked. FML

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