Today, I rode my motorcycle to an appointment and parked in the parking garage. When I got out, some ass had pushed my bike from the spot and had boxed it in between the wall and his car. Apparently, he felt he deserved the spot more than me and didn't care if I wanted to leave. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I parked my motorcycle in a parking spot. When I came back, my bike had been moved and was laying on its side with a note saying, "Sorry I dropped your motorcycle I was trying to move it forward so I could park my car because there weren't any other spots." FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, I saw a bike locked to a short bollard, making it very easy to steal. Being as nice as I am, I stayed, hoping the owner would come soon and no one else would take it. Then the guy who bullied me in highschool showed up, asked me what I was doing, laughed at me, took the bike, and left. FML
Today, my motorcycle was stolen from the 4th level of my “secure” gated parking garage. I strategically park it tightly between my car and a concrete wall to limit theft opportunity. They scratched my car trying to get it out. FML
Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML
Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML
Today, I pulled into a parking lot and waited for a car to back out so I could take their spot. The apparently batshit insane psychopath in the other car managed to completely overlook me waving him out, and backed straight into my car. FML
Today, I got harassed and screamed at by a middle-aged man for parking in a spot close to the store, because he wanted the same spot so he didn't have to walk so far with his groceries. He took a photo and vowed to report me to the authorities. FML
Today, some guy has been routinely parking in my designated spot outside my block of flats, so I thought I’d teach him a lesson by putting a clamp on his tyre. I later went outside, and not only had he cut the clamp off, he’d left me a note basically saying, "Better luck next time, asshole." FML
Today, I caught my new neighbor sticking his knob inside my car and pissing on my seats. His reason? I parked in his spot. FML
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Druu 53
His tires don't really need that air..
JoeGrant 12
Can't you get his plate number? I'm sure if you get that, as well as take a picture of the situation, you'll be able to prove he is liable and make him pay for any damages.
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WardenWolf 26
You should have had him towed. That legally counts as denying you of your property. Police would have sent a tow truck and hauled his vehicle off to impound.
Ryodin 11
Indeed. Take pictures and call in a tow. Keying their car may feel nice, but $300 and four hours of his life would make me feel much better.
venus89 17
Get his plate and call the cops. He's an ass for doing that
slickford_05 1
As a fellow rider, I do believe you need to break his window and move his car out of your way.
blackgirllb 12
what a douche
asta98 2
learn to park the bike in first gear, or even use the handlebar lock.....
Moonlit054563 8
Asking for trouble 88.. If you park in gear you could potentially have your bike take off when you start it up. Easy to forget about it being in gear.
imonkeyface 9
Wow, that's awful OP. If I were you I would've stayed until they went to their car and gotten contact information so you can make them pay for every little repair there might be.
aimeecuria 9
What an ass wipe
timss4 19
Lol I would waited till he wanted to leave and box him in till I got tired
rety1 13
I would've broken the window, pushed the shift lock override button, put the car in neutral, pushed it out of my way and ridden off. Then that douchebag has to deal with a broken window and whatever damages arise from his car bouncing around the parking lot.
Virtual_BS 13
I'd do what it takes to push my bike out - even if it necessitates scratching his car in the process - then take a shit on his windscreen.