Today, my motorcycle was stolen from the 4th level of my “secure” gated parking garage. I strategically park it tightly between my car and a concrete wall to limit theft opportunity. They scratched my car trying to get it out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my car was stolen from the parking garage, the same one I work at as a security guard. FML
Today, for the second time this year, my motorcycle has been stolen, with no hope of recovery. The thieves even tore out the GPS tracking unit I'd installed to prevent it happening again. FML
Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML
Today, I rode my motorcycle to an appointment and parked in the parking garage. When I got out, some ass had pushed my bike from the spot and had boxed it in between the wall and his car. Apparently, he felt he deserved the spot more than me and didn't care if I wanted to leave. FML
Today, I parked my motorcycle in a parking spot. When I came back, my bike had been moved and was laying on its side with a note saying, "Sorry I dropped your motorcycle I was trying to move it forward so I could park my car because there weren't any other spots." FML
Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML
Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML
Today, I woke up and went down to my apartment's underground garage/laundry area to do my laundry and noticed my family's car in the back of the lot, as far away from the garage door as can be, had been broken into. The other, more expensive cars around the garage were untouched. FML
Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML
Today, I woke up to all 4 of my wheels stolen from my car. The thieves were kind enough to leave the car resting on wooden blocks and bricks. FML
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aero_fml 0
@$6 **** that if I had a bike there's no way in hell I'd be taking chances. FYL for sure.
thx1138_fml 0
I'd sue the parking complex if they advertised "secure" parking....
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Comments (78)
SergioFML 0
Fail.
idontfkincare 0
all aboard the failboat!
KJLD5 0
wow what a rich bitch :P
Metal1209 0
Awww man that sucks, and is really ironic too!
mccool37 1
Ironic?
FweakofCydonia 40
Ironic because his motorcycle got stolen at a "secure" parking garage.
WormFromABird 0
Lmao, that just sucks... Hope your car was insured or something
kitkatkelly 0
Man. Sounds like you did everything you possibly could :
SluttyMcNugget 0
This isn't funny!! FMLs should have some humor in them...it says so in the moderation thingy, look: "A good FML should be authentic, well written and make you laugh without being too shocking." This is too shocking!! I demand that it be removed!! NOW!!
Sheepiebeepie 26
Damn chill
funsize003 0
"to limit theft opportunity" ha you sound like a tightwad to me.
aero_fml 0
@$6 **** that if I had a bike there's no way in hell I'd be taking chances. FYL for sure.
homiecat 0
you should make sure you have insurance on your car...and that rly sucks FYL
Denmark 0
How would you get it INTO that spot?
um_duh 0
That sucks but this isn't an FML - its just a shitty situation that some asshole has put you in
Kinglue 17
What. If it's a shitty situation wouldn't an acceptable response be "**** my life"?