Today, I rode my motorcycle to an appointment and parked in the parking garage. When I got out, some ass had pushed my bike from the spot and had boxed it in between the wall and his car. Apparently, he felt he deserved the spot more than me and didn't care if I wanted to leave. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I parked my motorcycle in a parking spot. When I came back, my bike had been moved and was laying on its side with a note saying, "Sorry I dropped your motorcycle I was trying to move it forward so I could park my car because there weren't any other spots." FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, I saw a bike locked to a short bollard, making it very easy to steal. Being as nice as I am, I stayed, hoping the owner would come soon and no one else would take it. Then the guy who bullied me in highschool showed up, asked me what I was doing, laughed at me, took the bike, and left. FML
Today, my motorcycle was stolen from the 4th level of my “secure” gated parking garage. I strategically park it tightly between my car and a concrete wall to limit theft opportunity. They scratched my car trying to get it out. FML
Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML
Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML
Today, I pulled into a parking lot and waited for a car to back out so I could take their spot. The apparently batshit insane psychopath in the other car managed to completely overlook me waving him out, and backed straight into my car. FML
Today, I got harassed and screamed at by a middle-aged man for parking in a spot close to the store, because he wanted the same spot so he didn't have to walk so far with his groceries. He took a photo and vowed to report me to the authorities. FML
Today, some guy has been routinely parking in my designated spot outside my block of flats, so I thought I’d teach him a lesson by putting a clamp on his tyre. I later went outside, and not only had he cut the clamp off, he’d left me a note basically saying, "Better luck next time, asshole." FML
Today, I caught my new neighbor sticking his knob inside my car and pissing on my seats. His reason? I parked in his spot. FML
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Druu 53
His tires don't really need that air..
JoeGrant 12
Can't you get his plate number? I'm sure if you get that, as well as take a picture of the situation, you'll be able to prove he is liable and make him pay for any damages.
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Comments (167)
genesis90 0
Kick the car enough to activate his alarm.. And when rushes back, kick his ass
ninany63 9
Call a tow truck! ASAP
bigdonnie624 15
Obviously he doesn't respect motorcycles because if he did, he'd know not to touch another mans bike unless given permission
ileenefudge 29
I don't think that's the point of the FML...
TheOwnedBagel 9
Put flour in his blow dryer.
DWT 18
Break off his side view mirrors and let the air out of his tires. What a douche bag.
relaxeazy 24
That guys a major dick, and should have slashed 3 tires so he has to pay for all of them!
callofdutyking 3
Are you new to riding? Always lock your bike. That way they can't turn the handle bars... Motorcycles have a lock position for a reason
queerdragon 20
Some bikes are really light and can be carried.
Kallian_fml 21
I've had a similar problem before. I put the lock on and some guys actually picked up my bike to move it.
Bagel09 11
Are you new? Some bikes(enduros) don't have steering locks or are soo light they can be picked up.
buckdharma 38
It's obvious your bike was legally parked, his car wasn't, so call a tow-truck.
amadorsd 10
His car needs a make over smash it
bloodangel1973 8
That's when you play "scratch and win"!