Today, I rode my motorcycle to an appointment and parked in the parking garage. When I got out, some ass had pushed my bike from the spot and had boxed it in between the wall and his car. Apparently, he felt he deserved the spot more than me and didn't care if I wanted to leave. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I parked my motorcycle in a parking spot. When I came back, my bike had been moved and was laying on its side with a note saying, "Sorry I dropped your motorcycle I was trying to move it forward so I could park my car because there weren't any other spots." FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, I saw a bike locked to a short bollard, making it very easy to steal. Being as nice as I am, I stayed, hoping the owner would come soon and no one else would take it. Then the guy who bullied me in highschool showed up, asked me what I was doing, laughed at me, took the bike, and left. FML
Today, my motorcycle was stolen from the 4th level of my “secure” gated parking garage. I strategically park it tightly between my car and a concrete wall to limit theft opportunity. They scratched my car trying to get it out. FML
Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML
Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML
Today, I pulled into a parking lot and waited for a car to back out so I could take their spot. The apparently batshit insane psychopath in the other car managed to completely overlook me waving him out, and backed straight into my car. FML
Today, I got harassed and screamed at by a middle-aged man for parking in a spot close to the store, because he wanted the same spot so he didn't have to walk so far with his groceries. He took a photo and vowed to report me to the authorities. FML
Today, some guy has been routinely parking in my designated spot outside my block of flats, so I thought I’d teach him a lesson by putting a clamp on his tyre. I later went outside, and not only had he cut the clamp off, he’d left me a note basically saying, "Better luck next time, asshole." FML
Today, I caught my new neighbor sticking his knob inside my car and pissing on my seats. His reason? I parked in his spot. FML
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Druu 53
His tires don't really need that air..
JoeGrant 12
Can't you get his plate number? I'm sure if you get that, as well as take a picture of the situation, you'll be able to prove he is liable and make him pay for any damages.
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ottokat 15
Today, some asshat took my favorite spot in the parking garage. He then had the nerve to get mad when I politely moved his bike to the side so I could park. FML
RisaxBoo321 12
That's why there's specific spots for motorcycles.
Bagel09 11
Yeah it's called a parking space....
Futacy 30
This is a obviously parking violation and maybe an offense against personal property. Call the cops on him and get his plate number. This would make me angry as hell.
AshAsh014 4
Key that jerks car =)
watsonpsykosis 10
That's why you always lock your handlebars. It makes it extremely difficult for jerks like that to move your bike.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Bust his windows and put it in neutral.
HumanWiki 8
28, I live and drive in Chicago. I also drive a Grand Sport Corvette. i understand the frustration of finding good and safe parking, but moving a motorcycle out of a legal spot and then boxing it in with your own car is just a sh*thead thing to do.
vendretta 19
Bike locks. My dad has them for the wheels.
BubbaJ80 11
Get your bike out and before you leave stab his tires
pattayarick 8
I assume that his car is not drivable.