Today, I got harassed and screamed at by a middle-aged man for parking in a spot close to the store, because he wanted the same spot so he didn't have to walk so far with his groceries. He took a photo and vowed to report me to the authorities. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the only parking spot available at the supermarket had some shopping carts in it, so I got out of my car and moved them. As soon as I finished, a lady stole the spot. When I confronted her, she maced me with pepper spray and walked off. FML
Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML
Today, I was called a paedophile and was physically attacked, because I parked in a spot directly next to a McDonald’s outdoor play area and sat there for a while. I was waiting for my drive-through order, in the spot where the staff told me to wait. FML
Today, I got screamed and honked at by a driver who felt I was in the way of his turn. I was on foot, and on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I went to the supermarket with my husband and kids. A crazy old man started yelling at us and challenged us to fight him outside. Security had to escort us to our car. Why was he so mad? Our cart momentarily blocked his path to the beef jerky samples. FML
Today, some guy hit my car and then threatened to sue me for "parking my car in such a way that it was impossible not to hit it." My car was in the driveway. FML
Today, I'm so bad at parking that I saw the guy next to me openly cringe as I pulled into a spot. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for trying to return a shopping cart to the cart corral. She then forced me to leave it in the parking lot. FML
Today, when I told a gentleman that, no, he couldn't have cash back on his return without a receipt, he started screaming at me that I was calling his mother a liar. He told me to lawyer up and yelled at me for smiling at him. He also screamed at me to go on a diet as he left the store. FML
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J08J 20
Did you take a video of him? Report him to the authorities before he can!
BrownSuger_96 3
question was it at all a handicap spot
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J08J 20
Did you take a video of him? Report him to the authorities before he can!
imaginaryvoice 18
The authorities won't pay any attention to that. No worries Tell him to relax before he gives himself a heart attack.
Pesticides 19
because that makes complete and udder sense. "this old guy wanted my spot so I want you to do something about it officer"
MC2NextLevel 7
She had a cow
Theclarksondales 8
Put it on you tube, I'm sure many people will enjoy watching some scumbag making an idiot of himself.
thatkidhesh 11
**** that man's family's life. imagine having to live with that guy everyday if that's his attitude when it comes to a parking spot.
depocadoll 15
Uhhh was it a handicap spot? Because yeah... Those are for handicapped people and if you aren't I'd say ydi.
Chibitalia180 6
68, you really shouldn't assume old people are always handicapped, and young people can be handicapped too. And if it was handicap spot, there's always a possibility that OP is handicapped
sammyprosnit 8
Lol, my dad just did this
rg350dx 29
If this is true, your dad is an asshole.
NeighSoulSister 6
Not to mention lazy.
deathy94 14
#2, Why is it even funny? If that was my dad I wouldn't want people to know that I'm related to him.
allie2590 31
Lol what?
B1ackthesun 31
#2 if my parent did this I'd be ashamed to even admit it, let alone find it funny... Guess the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree.
BrownSuger_96 3
question was it at all a handicap spot
meggieeee92 15
Or was OP waiting for the spot and the old guy wasn't fast enough to swoop on it?
roro_superloser 13
Did he get a good picture.?
Flowsidon 6
You're not funny. Stop.
laden_swallow09 35
Yeah, he kinda does. It's THAT bad.
roro_superloser 13
I wasn't actually trying to be. Was just asking.
mopar_chick 10
Well you did nothing wrong so you have nothing to worry about with getting in trouble. As for the crazy man, I say just smile and walk away.
BobbieH 19
How inconsiderate of you; taking an available space that this man wanted! You should have to carry your groceries further because he didn't want to! Maybe when the authorities talk to this guy they'll send the men in white coats to pick him up and keep the nut ball away from the rest of us!
imtooshy 18
So he's reporting you for not breaking any laws and simply getting to a spot first? Maybe his lazy ass should be reported to all gyms located in your area so one might give him a discount on a membership. I hate lazy ass dick heads like that.
imtooshy 18
I don't think it matters what country you're from, "first come first serve" is usually how parking is done world wide. Being a senior doesn't give you the right to be an asshole too.
dawnimus 21
I could understand the guy being a little pissed if he was elderly with mobility issues, but the FML says middle aged, so this guy just sounds like a douche.
LightningThug 2
unless it was a handicap spot and op isn't handicapped
utohspaghettios 10
talk about a mid life crisis
perdix 31
#8, I don't think you get the concept of the mid-life crisis. If that was the case, he'd have taken a dick pic with his camera phone and sexted it to the OP, a la Bret Favre or Anthony Weiner.
svalaedgren 18
The laziness these days..
flashback.miss 28
If only you could report douches for their idiocy...