Today, I pulled into a parking lot and waited for a car to back out so I could take their spot. The apparently batshit insane psychopath in the other car managed to completely overlook me waving him out, and backed straight into my car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML
Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML
Today, I tried to back out of a spot in a parking garage. I did a 12 point turn, hit the car behind me and still didn't manage to get out of the spot. Everyone was staring at me, and the attendant had to come over and move my car for me. I have to park there every day. FML
Today, I'm so bad at parking that I saw the guy next to me openly cringe as I pulled into a spot. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML
Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML
Today, while in a parking lot, I accidentally cut someone off out of pure nervousness, as I'm a new driver. I got out of my car to apologize, and they responded by beating me and my car to a pulp with a baseball bat. FML
Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML
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Top comments
bitchesbcrazy 0
Damned batshit psychopaths
sweetness17 7
15 minutes can save you 15% on your car insurance.
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Comments (150)
hatesfate 6
Ouch. That sucks. Hope they have good insurance!
robotchicken19 0
Hopefully he listened to the gecko and got geico.
biggestfan23 11
Yea that's when you beep the horn repeatedly.
kooochris1995 14
What's with all the fmls about parking lately? Lol
trollfaced 2
At least you weren't driving a smart car
royalt313 0
That's what your horn is for.. Waving isn't going to do anything bro.
I_Punch_Babies 7
I bet the guy hit him on purpose
kj51 5
"it's that bitch who stole my spot in line"
MelTheGreat 23
who needs driving school?
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
Is that a rhetorical question..?
MelTheGreat 23
Duh.
amyjadee 0
Your mother.
The_Tool1 13
Is that a fat joke?
Dadz_fml 0
No.
MrSassypants 34
Is this also a random, stupid question to add on to the others in this thread?
The_Tool1 13
Mrsassypants, quit putting up pointless questions. Tool
LunaDragon 10
I just wanted to board the fail train, am I in the right place?
tanneriscool 2
Is this spot taken? I need company for this long ride..
capper44 18
Well if you gonna teach then i would just go for lesson while i do have a lisence lol :p
tanneriscool 2
^^ Are you speaking a language?
McDonaldsworker 4
Hey all! That's the spirit! Let's all get thumbed down together!
kylo_117 17
SpongeBob
msm0220 0
Lot vulture.
EatnBeef 7
Thems fightin words OP. I didn't see you.
bitchesbcrazy 0
Damned batshit psychopaths
schrodingersdog 4
You forgot insane!
WaSiSimiLang 8
Errr... What? Them being blind /= they are psychopaths... Blind batshit yes...
grapisy 8
I would be quite frightened if I saw a pile of guano driving towards me. Although "Night of the Living Bat Shit" DOESN'T quite have the right ring to it for a horror film...
DrOfTheInternet 6
Make a driving mistake? Must be a psychopath who is trying to kill everyone. Wtf?
2ndSucks 15
Don't be a killjoy. Just laugh at the damn FML.
AlexanderSilver 0
70 I agree. OP acts like the man was too busy cannibalizing his friend to look around.
sweetness17 7
15 minutes can save you 15% on your car insurance.
hahahaidontgetit_fml 5
or more!
silentbutfunny 0
By switching to Geico
Minecraftering 5
And giving someone a *******.
The_Tool1 13
15 minutes can get you a lot from me.
Bigmoneyshotz 0
LMFAO!!!
quite_bored 9
But the question is: Are you in good hands?
2ndSucks 15
Well, only one specific part of him... That is, if the fifteen dollars allows such business.
sweetness17 7
60- what does that mean exactly?
PackardBell_fml 19
And, is State Farm there like a good neighbor?
omfg_creepers 8
From psychopath's perspective: "Oops! Just a little dinger, that's what insurance is for."
Awsumuzzie 12
Lol this reminds me, the should pull out the tooth brush and tooth paste.
Awsumuzzie 12
They*, sorry.
xbella 8
waving? why didn't you honk.
Keebz_02 0
Apparently, in OP's mind, the horn is only for use in letting someone know the light has turned green.
P_to_the_AM 9
Or just back up when you see him coming closer?
KiddNYC1O 22
112- it's a parking lot. Chances are there were parked cars right behind op.
pinkcrayola 0
This happened to me before except they told the insurance company it was my fault.
DontClickOnMe 28
I would've honked if I saw that they were backing up too much. Or I would try to back up a little, too.
chaela 3
Should have honked or backed up your car!
Vernetto 8
The batshit insane psychopath probably backed up too quickly for OP to react at all.
justalilrandom2 4
I did both, the car behind me did nothing, result? Accident is my fault, op as long as it isn't your fault why sweat it? You'll be fine, honest.