Username
United States
As a treat
Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML
Ima_Moronski
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Let's get you home Grandma
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML
lvegadelgado_6
Deerfield, United States
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
Noname
United States
Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML
anonymous
Leicester, United Kingdom
Today, whilst walking to a primary school to give pupils a lesson on cleanliness, I tripped and landed on a dog turd. FML
BaliTheDog
France
Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Monterey, United States
Inspection time
Today, my grandmother made a rule that every time we take a crap, she has to examine the turds to make sure they aren't big enough to clog up the pipes. I don't know what's worse: that she looks at my turds, or the fact that she actively comments on them. FML
dirtyfoot
United States
Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML
cAPITOLpORN
Romford, United Kingdom
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I took a dump without checking for toilet paper. I then called my step dad, who said "use the stuff in the garbage." FML
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forthepainx3 0
she sounds fun.
Itzmeh 0
I have a feeling an explanation can only make this more disgusting.
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Itzmeh 0
I have a feeling an explanation can only make this more disgusting.
JesusFishTaco 5
12-It probably slipped outta there. You know, like how like a baby slips out of a ****** once it's shoulders are out. Ohh nooooo, the younger kids won't understand this. Maybe like a minnow slipping out of your fingers while you're fishing. Though I do prefer squid as my bait. I feel sorry for the minnow when I drive the hook through its mouth. Oh listen to me ramble on. That's all, y'all.
Justforlolz 14
I think the sentence "Just shut the **** up" is a suitable response to your comment.
JesusFishTaco 5
Oh yeah, cause the comment was totally meant to not be annoying.
forthepainx3 0
she sounds fun
richard121212 0
same comment twice...?
newzealand 28
you really put your foot in it..
mintcar 10
Even though this is incredibly disgusting, I feel bad your granny. :/
bigmanj28 0
[Enter overused and annoying pun here]
madhukar 3
more like granny shit.
madhukar 3
like ''thats a shitty situation''. i've seen this on every poop related fml.
Ldesu 0
Wow, FYL. I hope it didn't hit the fan for you.
itsmeppl 0
yeah same haha lol
ariannaimelda 7
this could have been avoided with an adult diaper
mercuryburst 0
*Senior diaper.
mariahjoomeh 0
14; Your picture is hilarious.
hayq 5
hope you had shoes on!
kingnate16 0
here is some advice: look, then step
rebekkaqueen 2
probably not. lol
gamerhead 3
Hope you wore shoes
StuffedTiger 0
It's time to smack a ho
forthepainx3 0
she sounds fun.
tcalley 0
I want to hear it haha
CryMoreFMLs 15
Ew ew ew ew EW. WTF IS WRONG WITH GRAMMA! No, seriously. How do you miss the toilet? Or the bathroom?! ( assuming OP foynd it outside the bathroom)
TheRealBruce 12
I would like to go to the club with her jk I'm sorry I pulled y'alls legs
JesusFishTaco 5
12-It probably slipped outta there. You know, like how like a baby slips out of a ****** once it's shoulders are out. Ohh nooooo, the younger kids won't understand this. Maybe like a minnow slipping out of your fingers while you're fishing. Though I do prefer squid as my bait. I feel sorry for the minnow when I drive the hook through its mouth. Oh listen to me ramble on. That's all, y'all.
Pokeemon 3
this fml made me laugh so hard
ZimZim119 0
boy does grandma have a surprise for you
EpicHobo 0
I bet that was fun to scrape off.
seldom66 16
it's time to change granny's diapers again
hydef14 2
I can't wait to get old, I wanna shit in the floor for no reason!
hydef14 2
damn auto correct (on*)
rallets 23
sounds like your knee-deep in shit
WhiteBoyThatCan 0
you must have misinterpreted when she said she's making fudge. xD
iamfunny 0
eh, shit happens.
Sakaragi 0
Stick her nose in it. If you don't discipline now, she'll never learn.
WhiteBoyThatCan 0
104 & 105 win^ DOUBLE WIN! what what in the butt?
Jojo08_fml 0
#45, after the shoulders are out the baby doesn't just "slip out"?
Reign_fml 3
yeah, that bitch knows how to party
redundancy 0
please say 'turd' one more time.
gmc_blossom 21
#104, nice picture. :D
xxwafflez 0
what a SHITTY situation...
FarSide 23
Mother FU*KER!! Grossed my ass out OP!
fatherpunk 1
Do you study turds? how do you know that it was your grandmas?