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United States
As a treat
Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML
Ima_Moronski
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Let's get you home Grandma
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML
lvegadelgado_6
Deerfield, United States
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
Noname
United States
Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML
anonymous
Leicester, United Kingdom
Today, whilst walking to a primary school to give pupils a lesson on cleanliness, I tripped and landed on a dog turd. FML
BaliTheDog
France
Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Monterey, United States
Inspection time
Today, my grandmother made a rule that every time we take a crap, she has to examine the turds to make sure they aren't big enough to clog up the pipes. I don't know what's worse: that she looks at my turds, or the fact that she actively comments on them. FML
dirtyfoot
United States
Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML
cAPITOLpORN
Romford, United Kingdom
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I took a dump without checking for toilet paper. I then called my step dad, who said "use the stuff in the garbage." FML
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forthepainx3 0
she sounds fun.
Itzmeh 0
I have a feeling an explanation can only make this more disgusting.
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Comments (189)
shalia_fml 1
People get over it haha! My grandma was very old and she quite did the same...Often. It's part of life.... but some diapers can be useful. Also, some people could find it humiliating to wear diapers at "advanced" age, even if they sort of lose control of their pooper.
ItsJessicaLoves 0
Haha. Wow. That's horrible. But so ******* funny.
mba1425 0
greatest fml ever!
hedoesntloveme10 0
yuck xp
Lola_Niccoal_0 3
Well no offense but when she passes away, it would be a good story to tell the family. One time, when grammy maw was still alive she crapped and I managed to step in her crap. Haha, sorry for being kinda douche bag but who steps in their grandma's poop? Lol. 0__0
rainbowmoneysays 0
this so reminded me of the show Raising Hope :)
alex6946 10
old people get away with almost everything they want!! :O luckies!
flipstar530 0
Consider Depends my friend.
pinacolada0602 0
BAHAHAHAHA !!!! funniest thing eva !
Kinglil_fml 0
wonder wat dat smelled lk