Username
United States
As a treat
Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML
Ima_Moronski
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Let's get you home Grandma
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML
lvegadelgado_6
Deerfield, United States
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
Noname
United States
Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML
anonymous
Leicester, United Kingdom
Today, whilst walking to a primary school to give pupils a lesson on cleanliness, I tripped and landed on a dog turd. FML
BaliTheDog
France
Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Monterey, United States
Inspection time
Today, my grandmother made a rule that every time we take a crap, she has to examine the turds to make sure they aren't big enough to clog up the pipes. I don't know what's worse: that she looks at my turds, or the fact that she actively comments on them. FML
dirtyfoot
United States
Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML
cAPITOLpORN
Romford, United Kingdom
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I took a dump without checking for toilet paper. I then called my step dad, who said "use the stuff in the garbage." FML
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forthepainx3 0
she sounds fun.
Itzmeh 0
I have a feeling an explanation can only make this more disgusting.
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Das_Judenburg 0
I just pick them up with my mou... Uhh the quick vac.
faraway22 0
messaging!
Das_Judenburg 0
What?
sideshowIFG 0
give her depends srsly
effarve 2
i thought i ledt explicit instructions for you to you to give her "yard" time atleast three times a day!
lancerkiddlo 5
gross
limegreenninja17 0
...how could you not notice that before you stepped in it?
Victoria1995 0
I bet she was like "hehe. I'm gonna get my grandkid and poop on the floor!"
waywil 0
Did she drag her ass on the carpet when she finished? Next time rub her nose in it and put her outside! Just remember Forest Gump "It happens"!
tayfehrenbachxo 0
hahahaha
craziechiefsfan 0
just remember: 1. look before you step 2. granny may need help finding the toilet 3. living with your granny probably isn't the best place to live
waywil 0
4. Never follow granny anywhere!
danielabella94 0
where does your grandma poop at?!
waywil 0
I think it's obvious she poops on the floor...
ryno101 3
being a grandma, one would think she is potty trained...