Today, I forgot to log out of my Facebook account before leaving for work. When I got back home, I discovered that my brother had gone through and commented "quack" on all my friend's duckfacing photos. She was not pleased. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML
Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML
Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML
Today, while I was in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been Facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML
Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, I went on Facebook to find that my little brother had messed with my profile. He wrote on my status that I'm a piece of shit, I have no life, and several other nasty and perverted things. Underneath, it said 26 of my friends liked this. I'm new to Facebook. So far I have 26 friends. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Where is the "Your idiot friend deserves it" button?
Cusefan5 6
They deserved for using the ugly ass **** face
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Comments (123)
DocBastard 40
Where is the "Your idiot friend deserves it" button?
greenmen 12
Quack
ApollosMyth 22
Duckfaces - Because apparently ducks are sexy.
fylx100 19
:() QUACK
Cusefan5 6
They deserved for using the ugly ass **** face
Roskosity 22
Who even does that anymore? I thought the infamy killed it.
russfml 31
Beat me to it lol
JukeboxBanshee 10
Better than yelling "DUCK HUNTING SEASON IS IN!!"
Puffytruffles 18
:^
Shmatterhorn 38
Rabbit Season!
lowshadows 21
duck season!
potatosareawesom 7
rabbit season
Axipiter 24
Duck season!
Sandman366 6
Wabbit season!
Azail 15
Duck season Now Fire!
CiyinWanderer 2
Thank you for setting us up for the best string of replies I've ever seen. This made my day.
azk3000 9
Elmer season?
Futacy 30
In his defense, the only cute duckfaces are: Daffy Duck... and that's about it.
DocBastard 40
What about Daisy, Donald, Huey, Dewey, and Louie?
Schiffy 18
And well..... what about real ducks?
alycion 39
Ducks are adorable at the park when they are attacking people for bread.
ironichalibut 24
And ducklings? Oh dear god, won't somebody think of the ducklings?
Cusefan5 6
*duck
CharresBarkrey 16
What are you attempting to correct exactly?
WeWereWealth7 7
He wrote "ugly ass **** face" in a prior comment and instead of replying to correct himself he just wrote another comment. Wonder if that was auto-correct...? Mine usually does it the other way around, changing "****" to "duck", since apparently cursing is naughty.
ryanmanning 3
He even got more thumbs up for saying **** face than he probably would have for saying duck face
WeWereWealth7 7
Baha, this is probably true
soja_fml 18
FYL, but seriously who wouldn't be tempted to do that? She deserves it.
shelbzlynn 14
Hahaha, I would've high-fived your bro. Props to him
mangoboy1 19
Who is she? Also, I like your brother.
Jessj958 19
I was wondering the same thing! The last sentence threw me off a bit. And I have to agree that your brother is pretty awesome. Someone needs to tell them the duck face is not cute, I'm hoping they got the hint. Be more careful on a shared computer OP!
TwoOneFive 11
'Your duck face is so irresistible.'Said no one ever.
EUPHORlA 12
Why do girls think that duck faces are somewhat attractive? But your brother is awesome.
Inciter 33
Because some girls are idiots. They think it looks sexy. My fiance and I agree that it makes them look retarded.
clueless05 12
I know a lot of girls do it as a joke, not to attract people.
Oceanborn_fml 24
they look like an idiot on purpose as a joke?
clueless05 12
Yes, people actually make fun of themselves as a joke all the time....