Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover my husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope you don't mind but when you got to go, you got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, I walked into my elderly grandmother's trailer, used the bathroom and went to wash my hands. She had a soft spot in the floor that she covered with a bathmat. I fell through. Right leg up to my hip in the floor, boobs stuck on the counter. My husband and grandmother stood there laughing. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, I was in the basement at my grandma's house. The bathroom is on the ground floor and there's a laundry chute that goes down to the basement. I looked through the chute to see if the bathroom light was on. A pair of shitty underpants came down and landed in my face. They were my grandma's. FML
Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML
Today, I was with my grandma in my new car. She suddenly says, "I've got to pee bad." Without giving me enough time to find a gas station, she blurts out, "Never mind, I just did." FML
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML
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Top comments
Fx13mz 7
That is just disgusting. Poor granny though.
MsSoulReaper 27
More like FHL! She got shit on her back!
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Comments (177)
Fx13mz 7
That is just disgusting. Poor granny though.
TaylorSaysMoo 4
Aaand that's why you don't joke about things like that
NuTrees 9
lol this is exactly what I said when I read it
Ellifish 2
Omnomnom?
supimnyancat 9
That's a shitty, oh wait I have a life.
ilovepoppa 0
I agree with #1, & I hope you helped her..
Tommananaze6T9 4
all these shit jokes r just shitty now
skiier4life 1
That's bullshit to say you shouldn't joke about stuff like that. Now what? Should I not say momma jokes cuz it's possible the kid's mom died? OP is obviously close to her grandma and can joke if she'd like.
iEthan 5
Business in the front's marketing is sagging, the party in the back is shitty.
icefshng8 9
OP didn't mean any harm OP just said it for * ***** and gigs*
milakitty21 0
Stop giving poor granny shit! She has enough of it on her back already.
supernerd352 7
ewwwww
MsRandomKatie 0
wow. Have you guys ever heard of respect? I don't care who we are talking about here. you guys are just plain rude to be making fun of her. Respect the senior citizens!
wolflover44 5
At least they were shopping. Granny probably had a new shirt already, she could change into it. Just put all the stuff in one bag and use another one for the dirty shirt. It sucks, but at least they weren't in the middle of nowhere.
iLOLatURpain69 7
You think you the shit till we flush you!
Uneedanapbro 6
Shit happens.
Po1ntBlank 0
well after reading, "Today, my girlfriend was over at my house for the first time. I told her I had to go take a shower, and from the other room my grandmother yells "you're not going to jack off this time are you?" FML" im like HAHA KARMA!! but then I'm like wait different granny =/
MsSoulReaper 27
More like FHL! She got shit on her back!
chickunkey 0
Today, I had to use the restroom. While standing over the shit filled toilet, my legs gave out dropping me into the toilet on my back. After struggling for a bit, I was finally able to wiggle my way out. When I finally left that bathroom, my gran-daughter laughed at me. FML
a_nutritionist 10
@48 we kinda knew what it meant when we read the original comment.
TheRealBruce 12
does that answer your question
iAintEvenMad 0
3- Everytime I read one of your comments, I read it in that family guy character's voice. lol.
TheRealBruce 12
:) well thank you I am glad you have read my comments.
iAintEvenMad 0
:D
TheRealBruce 12
does that answer your question
willbruton_ 0
That poor woman. More like FHL.
iamsoobored 0
Why are you on FML if you want to feel sorry for people?
willbruton_ 0
You can't help but feel sorry for some people buddy.
ginormica 0
Ohhh bet that gave her the *****. Hahahahahahha
bengalsbaby13 0
niiiice hahahaha
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
that's so funny hahahahahahaha...no
flossybaben 0
jokes are supposed to be funny.
ginormica 0
lighten up
flossybaben 0
no.
BIEBERSLAYER 10
here it goes just wait for all the stupid shit jokes.
Garyy_fml 11
Mentioning the shut jokes to come is just as ******-esque as actually leaving them.
jjames7543 13
It's amazing how the first one is made right after you posted your comment.
THRASHtillDEATH 6
exactly
karkid619 8
dude I love your name
letsgoflyakite 2
that's a shitty situation you were in..
BIEBERSLAYER 10
see what I mean it's just stupid by now
GravyGuy 11
Those jokes are not funny! Stop using that shitty joke all the ******* time.
dreamering 16
No shit, miss.
aksweetheart 7
Shaaaaaaaaatttttuuuuuuupppppp! (That is meant to be like shut up, but really drawn out... I long for the days that everyone will just understand what I mean so I won't have to explain things like this to people...)
PrincezzLena05 0
Aww, Poor Granny "/
doom2 8
aww your poor grandma :( f her life :/