MissPerspirent
Canada
Today, I have come to the point in my life where I need to Google how to stop excessive back sweat. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
lizzzie
United Kingdom
Today, I learned that the excessive groin sweating I've been trying to deal with for weeks isn't groin sweating. It's a slow and steady stream of urine that I have no control over. FML
Anonymous
Sydney, Australia
Today, I realised I sweat so much that I won't be able to go without sticking super pads with wings to my shirt underarms everyday. It makes supermarket trips interesting. Especially as a man. FML
FastTurtle9
Long Beach, United States
Today, I've tried literally every possible brand of antiperspirant deodorant available to me in my area. I went to the bathroom to discover I'd pitted out my favorite shirt. It's mild weather, I have done nothing active, and I'm not stressed. My body just loves to make me sweat. FML
Anonymous
Melting man
Today, I was on my way to a relatively important interview when I realized that I'd forgotten to put on antiperspirant. Once seated, I was so nervous that I started sweating profusely under my light blue shirt, and by the end of the whole ordeal I had huge sweat stains under my armpits, down to my elbows. FML
Anna
Bad timing
Today, it's the first day of a long-needed vacation after weeks of stress and overtime. I'm having such intense period cramps, I'm bathed in sweat. FML
Anonymous
Las Vegas, United States
Today, the weather was so hot that I couldn't stop sweating profusely while using the restroom. Ever slipped off the toilet seat and hit the floor hard due to ass-sweat? Not a pleasant experience. FML
Anonymous
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
Anonymous
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Anonymous
Today, my stress sweat overpowered my prescription strength deodorant 45 minutes into an 8-hour shift. I don't know who is more miserable, me or my coworkers. FML
Top comments
PimhNL 3
Double t-shirt all the wayyyy
banman12321 6
That is hot, nuff said :)
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bigsheezy 2
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Haha loser Jk
doodfunnyguy 0
lol loser
FlipInBrosky 4
I'm a winner. Winning!
RetardedChipmunk 7
You all just lost the game
lbumbblebee 5
Google knows EVERYTHING! I say good choice op ! :D
yamatelle 19
Do you sweat like a glassblower's ass? Hi, Vince here for Shamwow? You'll be saying wow everytime you use Shamwow. It holds twenty times its liquid weight and works great for backsweat.
False_Stupidity 42
U FAIL @ THE INTERNETZ LOLZ!!!!! There, got that totally irrelevant comment out of my system, carry on now.
LiyIa_fml 8
All hail to google! Its amaaaazing!
MissBunnyWillEat 11
Whoa, all of you spitfucks got thumbed down.
Saltime 0
"Spitfucks"? And the ones with "-1" probably got thumbed down by you.
tylersign 11
Google's birthday was yesterday. :) Just though I'd throw that out there.
gojira666 7
Gross....just realized OP is a girl...
PimhNL 3
Double t-shirt all the wayyyy
bball234 6
makes you sweat more though... but better alternative to back sweat.
davymac718 4
It's tee-shirt tee-shirt time!
ZeroIce 12
Double tee shirt Oh my Gawd! Double tee shirt...
CryMoreFMLs 15
Double T-Shirt all the wayyyy across your back! Yeeaah yeeahh so intense!
DoubleDose 0
hey atleast your not looking up how to stop excessive ball sweat.
lovelydefiance89 0
Ew. At what age are you at that point?
banman12321 6
That is hot, nuff said :)
TheJessica10022 6
No kidding, I mean hottt dammn!
banman12321 6
Haha thanks
Calivale 7
You should see a doctor if you've reached that point...
nigrice 0
It's not an illness u dumb shit some people just sweat more than others
Grimmerie 31
actually it could be an illness or condition of some sort. i myself have hyperhydrosis. there are treatments.
Brandi_Faith 34
I agree. I know that there are a few illnesses, for a lack of a better word, where a person will sweat alot. I believe it has to do with the glands. But I also know that excessive sweating can be a side effect or symptom of something else completely. Medication can have that side effect, being overweight can cause it, but more importantly it could be a symptom of another illness or disease even! So I would definitely see a doctor just to be safe!! And unfortunately there's nothing you can do at home that would help, other than deoderant. Good luck!!
No_LoveMM 3
Yeah OP should sue!
SlaveToRetail 10
How sexy.
KennyMcCrmick322 0
Did anyone else just got even more sickened when they read it was a girl
mea_iloveskiing 26
I just wanna make you sweat :D
mrahhhhh 21
I recommend moving to the vast northern part of Canada that's too cold and useless to permanently inhabit for most others.
AndreKanaan 6
Trim your back hair =D
brrarm 17
It's a female's post, so I think less likely to have "trimable" back hair!
AndreKanaan 6
#51 really no I didn't take notice (and if you cant tell this is also sarcasm... Take a chill pill and chillax or I will eat your brains)
katyglaze 3
Botox may work for that... It works for other places on the body regarding excessive sweating. Like palms, and also under your arms... So I'm sure it would work for your back as well. May be worth asking your doctor. It will probably be expensive though, I know it's between $300-$600 for facial injections alone, so a large area on the body like your back will most likely be very costly.
seppi24 1
so rather botox than double Shirt? sounds legit.