Username
United States
As a treat
Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML
Ima_Moronski
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Let's get you home Grandma
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML
lvegadelgado_6
Deerfield, United States
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
Noname
United States
Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML
anonymous
Leicester, United Kingdom
Today, whilst walking to a primary school to give pupils a lesson on cleanliness, I tripped and landed on a dog turd. FML
BaliTheDog
France
Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Monterey, United States
Inspection time
Today, my grandmother made a rule that every time we take a crap, she has to examine the turds to make sure they aren't big enough to clog up the pipes. I don't know what's worse: that she looks at my turds, or the fact that she actively comments on them. FML
dirtyfoot
United States
Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML
cAPITOLpORN
Romford, United Kingdom
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I took a dump without checking for toilet paper. I then called my step dad, who said "use the stuff in the garbage." FML
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forthepainx3 0
she sounds fun.
Itzmeh 0
I have a feeling an explanation can only make this more disgusting.
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Comments (189)
kaoriblossom 8
Dear god I can only imagine your face when you realized it was your grandmothers....
WolfKing501 0
That's gross !
imustbeinsane 2
I know how does that even happen lol
That0therguy 4
You have no idea.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Those chocolate colored landmines are worse then the green/explosive variety. Don't eat them.
Chinnithy 0
Except she takes it to a whole new level.
Chinnithy 0
She's role playing as a puppy.
Chinnithy 0
Except she takes it to a whole new level.
That0therguy 4
She sound nice
giantsfan2010 23
how did you manage do to that?
nicesprites 4
well that's a shitty situation
unluckiestperson_fml 14
Same way you do with a dog turd, don't look where you're walking and BOOM. Shit on your feet.
Marcel4_fml 3
they forgot to change her dam diaper smh.....
Marcel4_fml 3
they forgot to change her dam diaper smh.....
iAmScrubs 19
Why do grandmother's feel the need to do a "number 2" everywhere. Everyday on my way to school, i constantly pass grandma's doing their business outside on the sidewalk.
dreamering 16
Now I understand the real reason why people in Vancouver are pissed off. It's not because of the hockey but because they are dizzy of the shit perfume.
kellysmith69 1
what kind of a ****** up neighborhood do you live in?
sweetkitty26 0
That would be sorta cute.. tiny grandmas lined up on the sidewalk struggling to squat and poo.. idk, but it just makes me giggle (:
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
90- WTF is wrong with u...
JesusFishTaco 5
I don't know, Dakota. Your profile says, and I quote. "... I like a lot of shit."
tayfehrenbachxo 0
what streeets are you driving on!? hahah
WolfKing501 0
that's gross!
amanda_smith54 4
omg that's so gross and funny at the same time haha fyl!
divadro102 16
well, that means you should carry a mine detector next time
summerhot_fml 2
just curious: what was your grandmama's turd doing on the floor? O_o
FarSide 23
lying prostrate.
MikalaHart 4
Priceless
iDaniel525 8
(:
taeko93 0
You señorita, you are really gorgeous!