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United States
As a treat
Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML
Ima_Moronski
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Let's get you home Grandma
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML
lvegadelgado_6
Deerfield, United States
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
Noname
United States
Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML
anonymous
Leicester, United Kingdom
Today, whilst walking to a primary school to give pupils a lesson on cleanliness, I tripped and landed on a dog turd. FML
BaliTheDog
France
Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Monterey, United States
Inspection time
Today, my grandmother made a rule that every time we take a crap, she has to examine the turds to make sure they aren't big enough to clog up the pipes. I don't know what's worse: that she looks at my turds, or the fact that she actively comments on them. FML
dirtyfoot
United States
Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML
cAPITOLpORN
Romford, United Kingdom
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I took a dump without checking for toilet paper. I then called my step dad, who said "use the stuff in the garbage." FML
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forthepainx3 0
she sounds fun.
Itzmeh 0
I have a feeling an explanation can only make this more disgusting.
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Comments (189)
lisha88 1
ewwww
fuzz97 23
...the ****?
RainbowzSkittlez 6
Did she blame it on the dog?
ihatecops43 0
hahahah
beneckly 4
she needs a one way ticket to Switzerland by the sounds of it
JiggyBoo123 11
This is why you don't put your feet in the toilet. x3
aardvarkish 17
Turd is a funny word.
FarSide 23
Well a turd turd turd, turd is a word....
oznerol75 0
Shes Old , What Do You Expect , Of Course Shes Not Gonna Make It In The Toilet. ! !
peetasgirl 0
don't walk around in her toilet?
lilitune 0
well, pick it up and put it in front of her while she is walking and make her step in it too.
waywil 0
She just shit in the floor, do you really think she will give a damn if she steps in it? I think she wouldn't give a rats ass if if you put it in a jar and dabbed a few streaks of it down her face and told her it was war paint...lol!
lilitune 0
lmao I was just thinkin get even.. but whatever!