Username
United States
As a treat
Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML
Ima_Moronski
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Let's get you home Grandma
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML
lvegadelgado_6
Deerfield, United States
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
Noname
United States
Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML
anonymous
Leicester, United Kingdom
Today, whilst walking to a primary school to give pupils a lesson on cleanliness, I tripped and landed on a dog turd. FML
BaliTheDog
France
Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Monterey, United States
Inspection time
Today, my grandmother made a rule that every time we take a crap, she has to examine the turds to make sure they aren't big enough to clog up the pipes. I don't know what's worse: that she looks at my turds, or the fact that she actively comments on them. FML
dirtyfoot
United States
Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML
cAPITOLpORN
Romford, United Kingdom
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I took a dump without checking for toilet paper. I then called my step dad, who said "use the stuff in the garbage." FML
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forthepainx3 0
she sounds fun.
Itzmeh 0
I have a feeling an explanation can only make this more disgusting.
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Comments (189)
ariannaimelda 7
Adult diapers never fail
bingababe 16
I don't wanna get old :-( It must be terrible to lose your dignity like that. Might be nice if you helped her instead of complaining about it, I'm sure she didn't do it on purpose.
newzealand 28
I can imagine it must be quite boring being that old, maybe a naughty poo on the floor provides the amusement to get her through the day :)
lajaynay 15
Hmmm... this FML reminds me of "Raising Hope" with that senile grandmother.. She would totally do something like that.
Riya2595 15
haha. but u should look where you are walking. ???
ban_anaa 0
She's innocent until proven guilty!
ouch1990 0
Gross, FYL
MrSexyPants 14
I hope you put your foot in a toilet, otherwise yo gma is senile.
littlemissjazmin 0
wow that sucks what a great grandmother!! jk
waywil 0
Are you just kidding that is sucks or are you kidding that her grandmother is great?
Ballzdeepinya 0
Wow. I really don't know what is worse. that she pooped in the floor, or that you actually stepped in it.
waywil 0
I think I can answer that for you...stepping in it is by far the leader in that race!
iSurf_fml 8
Old people are like that. God forbid they don't find a solution when our generation gets to that age.
Das_Judenburg 0
well death is an easy solution, guess you gotta put gam gam down now that she lost bowel control