Today, I was anxiously waiting for the guy I had a crush on to pick me up for our first date. He shows up with his son, whom I never knew about, and takes us to Chuck E. Cheese. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met up with my dad for the first time in 7 years. We planned to go to a nice restaurant but he changed the place we were going to, to Chuck E. Cheese. I'm 18 years old. I waited an hour for him to show up. I then ended up babysitting his daughter the whole time. FML
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Today, after having an amazing first date with my long time crush, we ended up going out to dinner. We shared a meal, and it was delicious! This would have been the ultimate dream come true... Except for the part about me throwing up in his car on the way back home. FML
Today, my crush invited me to her house and I ended up meeting her dad. Then she suddenly had to dash off because her boyfriend, whom I had no idea existed, unexpectedly had free time so they were going on a last minute date, which left me awkwardly sat there in the kitchen with her dad. FML
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bladelix3 1
is that really a problem? better know now then later
BadPinkKitty07 0
I really can't think of anything more romantic than soggy pizza and a man in a sweaty mouse costume. the hyper kids and vomit hidden in the strangest places in the play place is just a plus.
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Comments (120)
happyham 0
at least he didn't like get up and dance to the dance the creepy mouse did oh wait nevermind
pariah13 0
it was "iHop".
sucksforyoudude 0
you totaly deserve it. if him having a kid bothers you that bad, he will find better
cam007_fml 0
Did you ever ask about him having kids? No need to tell if it was never asked.
ElMundio87 0
oh yeah that's a really good question "are you hiding kids from me?"
Moonstarmist 0
FYL. While there is nothing wrong with him having a kid, it would have been better for the guy to let you know without showing up with the kid like that. That's a lot to take in on the first date.
xxmarlboroxx 0
and...? who gives a damn? like others said, it was just a crush, and just a first date. youdont like it, move on. if you don't care, stop whining about stupid shit.
babybubz 0
agreed
theociismyliife 0
so what? you're a whiney bitch. he sounds like a better person than you are.
lostladyknight 0
I don't exactly see how this is an FML. You went out on a date with a good guy, who loves his kid. And, who was willing to show you how much he loved his kid. Besides, Chuck E. Chesse is fun! I mean, yeah... it sucks that you got surprised with this really big info about him and you didn't have time to digest before you actually met the kid. And, obviously the kid changes the relationship you'll have with him. But, you've got this out of the way at the start. If you're open to it, it doesn't have to effect your relationship. Plus--if you ever end up marrying him you can make him change all the diapers of your future kids! Cuz, he knows what he's doing!
Snow_Daisy 7
uh....how is this an FML? Oh yeah, it's NOT. Gosh.... maybe it's kinda awkward that you didn't know he had a child, but sheesh. By no means is this FML worthy.
saaaammmmm 0
Don't feel badly. Showbiz Pizza was better, anyways. The Rock-afire Explosion band was off the chain.
Kockdiesel 0
so true. where a kid can be a kid.