Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, I made my way to a bar for a first date with a guy I had been talking to online. It turned out he was actually my ex-boyfriend in disguise, trying to get revenge for dumping him. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML
Today, I took a date to a new restaurant I’d never been to before. Wish I had been because it turns out two of my ex-girlfriends work there as waitresses. Luckily they were amicable break-ups, but it was still hella awkward every time they brought stuff to the table. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex-girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML
Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML
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Sinshine 28
I hope you had a nice dinner and left him a nice and big restaurant bill.
Oley 27
Whelp, he used you as an excuse to go to the Restaurants so he could stalk his ex girlfriend. Run, run fast and far as you can. Be grateful he's not stalking you!
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Comments (11)
Sinshine 28
I hope you had a nice dinner and left him a nice and big restaurant bill.
EmDizzle2007 28
or they could've just left.
Jesse Wartnick 15
Was his ex hotter than you?
EmDizzle2007 28
solid question
Oley 27
Whelp, he used you as an excuse to go to the Restaurants so he could stalk his ex girlfriend. Run, run fast and far as you can. Be grateful he's not stalking you!
RichardPencil 32
At least you’re hot enough that he thought he’d make his ex jealous. That’s a good thing, right? If you were an uggo, he’d meet you secretly the towns over and maybe give you some shameful pity sex.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Be glad you saw his true colors on the first date, and not years into a committed relationship.
James Acosta 8
the rest of you idiots think she left... She hadn't been on a date in years. The pathetic woman enjoyed her night out.