fridgemylifee
United States
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Mammy's boy
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
Today, on a first date, he told me I look like his ex's mom. FML
Anonymous
Matching
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. I arrived early and waited for him for over an hour. When he finally showed up, he was wearing the exact same outfit as me. FML
anon
Mississauga, Canada
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
highlandgirl10
Canada
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Anonymous
Tinder surprise
Today, a woman turned up uninvited at my house, ready for our first date. After some embarrassed investigating, it turns out my mother signed me up to Tinder and arranged a date, all without telling me, because she refuses to believe I prefer solitude over dating. FML
Queso Dog
Japan
Today, I went on a bad first date and the guy was more into it than me. I tried to scare him away by only speaking in robot voice, with robot arms. He thought it was adorable, and told me I reminded him of his mother. FML
Overprotected
United States
Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML
Top comments
ViviMage 40
If he needs Mommy to hold his hand on a date, move on.
hellnosucka 27
which one did you like better?
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Comments (68)
ViviMage 40
If he needs Mommy to hold his hand on a date, move on.
JHPugh 19
Depends if 'mommy' invited herself along or naw
Jowisee 29
No it doesn't, if she invited herself along he should've told her no.
mds9986 24
She could have shown up without permission.
Jowisee 29
Then he should've told her to leave?
thawny_fml 21
We don't know ages involved. If he's under 18 I can understand. I can also understand if it's the first time they've met. It's always nice to know you're not meeting up with a serial killer.
Jowisee 29
I would think that the whole idea of this being an FML is that they are both old enough.
Hunkapoo 19
did you make any "yo mama" jokes during the date?
EclipseCandy6 24
12 year olds shouldn't be using online dating sites!
mds9986 24
Sadly, we can only use physical age to determine whether or not somebody can do something and not mental age.
Pixiewolfe 46
it would make everything so much better if we judged on mental age!
ccatayaa 7
I have a feeling this relationship isn't gonna last very long considering he still needs his mommy to make decisions for him. Good luck OP
ProximityToDeath 20
Someone's a momma's boy
xx000o 27
Some mommies just don't want to let go.
hellnosucka 27
which one did you like better?
lexiieeex3 32
I vote mom, at least she cooks.
brownapple 22
What makes you conclude he doesn't cook?
Rkikkas9713 25
What makes you conclude the mother cooks?
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
well you did meet online... safety in numbers right?
Lucario227 22
It's good to get on good terms with the in-laws before your boyfriend
karcummings 19
sounds like an extreme mommas boy, and that'll cause definite issues.
iiTzNeeNerz 26
...and infinite.
ProximityToDeath 20
Someone's a momma's boy
jerryj 27
More like someone's a boy's momma.