Today, I was anxiously waiting for the guy I had a crush on to pick me up for our first date. He shows up with his son, whom I never knew about, and takes us to Chuck E. Cheese. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met up with my dad for the first time in 7 years. We planned to go to a nice restaurant but he changed the place we were going to, to Chuck E. Cheese. I'm 18 years old. I waited an hour for him to show up. I then ended up babysitting his daughter the whole time. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
Today, after being single for a while now, I unwillingly went on a blind date with a guy my friend convinced me would be perfect for me. He took me to McDonald's. His father was with him the whole entire time. He's 27. FML
Today, after having an amazing first date with my long time crush, we ended up going out to dinner. We shared a meal, and it was delicious! This would have been the ultimate dream come true... Except for the part about me throwing up in his car on the way back home. FML
Today, my crush invited me to her house and I ended up meeting her dad. Then she suddenly had to dash off because her boyfriend, whom I had no idea existed, unexpectedly had free time so they were going on a last minute date, which left me awkwardly sat there in the kitchen with her dad. FML
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bladelix3 1
is that really a problem? better know now then later
BadPinkKitty07 0
I really can't think of anything more romantic than soggy pizza and a man in a sweaty mouse costume. the hyper kids and vomit hidden in the strangest places in the play place is just a plus.
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Comments (120)
larchkty04 0
i dont see how this is a fml. If thats a fml than you must not have liked the guy much and he is better off without you.
BOONJAGGA 0
I don't understand how this is an FML. He was upfront about his kid. And really his honesty is what strikes me as romantic, and not the place you guys went to. Something tells me you might just have some unrealistic fantasy of what romance "should be."
disturbed_kitten 0
I think that's cute
higglebiggle 0
If you really liked him you should have known he had a kid. ~o~ Or found out somehow. At least he was being upfront about it instead of hiding it. And he took you and his child to Chuck E. Cheese? Awesome. Chuck E. Cheese kicks butt, plus, total awesome parent win of his. If you're gonna not like him just casue he has a child, then **** you =/
agerst101 0
that would be amazing for me... if u rlly like him and are ready for a real relationship a kid shouldnt be a big deal.
juturnaamo 29
they need a 'why is this bad?' option. I'd feel complimented, and try to win the kid over.
Renee1992 6
Umm...I don't really see why this is a bad thing? Unless you just don't like kids, or his kid is like 17 or something lol
nikkired 0
I love Chuck E. Cheese, I take my nephew there all the time. So how is this a FML ?
angel55033 12
if you're complaining about this cuza the kid, than I'm guessing no second date that's too bad
sammi955 0
that can be very fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!