Today, a storm dropped a tree across my road. I would have moved it with my tractor, but there was a tree on that too. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got home to find my truck smashed by a fallen old tree. I was going to have the tree removed next week. FML
Wind? Thief? Hit and run?
Today, I woke up and found that the tree in my front yard was gone. FML
Today, I decided to clear up some storm damage. I carefully cut a tree that was threatening to fall on my house. It fell on my neighbor's house instead. He's taking me to court for damages. FML
Too little, too late
Today, I finally went to Home Depot to buy a chainsaw to cut down the tree leaning dangerously over my garage. When I got home, I found the tree had fallen and taken out the roof while I was shopping. FML
Misunderstanding
Today, my boss sent me to remove a tree from a client's home. So I went and cut down the tree, only for my boss to show up an hour later, speechless. I was supposed to remove a sapling that had sprouted through the driveway tarmac, not the 100-year-old prizewinning Japanese cherry tree. FML
Windy Williams
Today, I woke up at 4AM to the sound of lightning hitting a tree in my backyard, then that tree proceeding to hit my house. Later, my neighbor's tree fell over, which hit our fence, and they're not even home. FML
The Laws of Attraction
Today, I was skiing and crashed into a tree. It was the only tree on the slope. FML
Heavy
Today, a 100-foot maple tree fell on my house. I was inside. I was sleeping. FML
Today, my family and I were going to start moving into our old house, and the large two hundred year old tree decided to move in too... through the roof. FML
Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through my roof. FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
That's two, where is the third? They say bad things always happen in trees.
Nnzyb 8
That'll do, tractor. That'll do.
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Comments (9)
RichardPencil 32
That's two, where is the third? They say bad things always happen in trees.
Vermonster94 1
I don't suppose you have another tractor?
Nnzyb 8
That'll do, tractor. That'll do.
Cali 57
They were conspiring together. Nature is fighting back!
Smgreene 15
Op here. So glad to see a non city Fml.
stormy0307 16
If you've got a tractor I'm assuming you have a truck? Perhaps your neighbors have tractors you could use to clear your road and rescue your tractor?
Smgreene 15
Neighbors were on the other side of the flooded creek. A friend of my sister who had a 4x4 came to help. It wasnt the worst storm we have had here but floodig and wind damage were reeking havoc on everybody.
Smgreene 15
Neighbors were on the other side of the flooded creek. A friend of my sister who had a 4x4 came to help. It wasnt the worst storm we have had here but floodig and wind damage were reeking havoc on everybody.
nopey_nope 11
Well at least you were lucky enough, for someone up there to of saved you....I mean the tree could've landed on you??