Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting ready for my first date with a boy I really like when my dad insisted on meeting him. My dad is super protective and a cop. He cleaned his gun in front of my date and made it clear he had to be careful with me. My date started to cry when we got to the car. FML
Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML
Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML
Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML
Today, I went on my very first date. We went out to eat dinner and everything went great! Afterwards, I went to drop him back off at his house. I backed out of his driveway and got stuck in a ditch. His dad had to come out and tow me out. So that's how I met my boyfriend's parents. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML
Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I was anxiously waiting for the guy I had a crush on to pick me up for our first date. He shows up with his son, whom I never knew about, and takes us to Chuck E. Cheese. FML
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staciieee_x3 0
Your dad sounds like a real charmer.
emo_devon 11
wow....I just hate how overprotective parents can be sometimes...it's so damn annoying >_< they get so unrealistic about things.
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Comments (94)
KTpants 0
lol
Shookitup 0
uhh....either you're super pretty or you're dad's embarrassed to show you to people.
allen20 0
Listen to The Cribs.
cavalos94 0
so your date NEVER showed up, but when he DID show up your dad made him leave? so he showed up LATE you mean?
White_Fury 0
Did your date not call and say he couldn't find your house? FYL bc you obviously weren't worth the extra effort to him!
EricErection69 0
damn that sucksid be so mad thats why we have phones ;)
FreeRunn3r 12
holy crap ur dads awesome! XD
missmontreal97 4
lmao 51 and maybe he's just really protective about u ?
OliviaNicole 5
Sounds like my dad. I feel for you. Kick his ass and rebel, rebel, rebel.
TYPiCALNiCOLE69 0
20 ; no she thought her date didn't show up , & then later found out what her dad did ;] anyways , FML , if my dad did that to me I wouldve never talked to him again .
xshadyshadow 0
58 is pretty. and that sucks OP, FYL.
allen20 0
wtf they changed my comment!
Brittney_E 0
ur date probably thinks u gave him a fake address. fyl.
Reyo 2
I don't know how sweet and innocent you are, but I'd have done bad things to the car he was washing. You do NOT screw around with someone's lovelife...
ParaCabXD 0
haha if your both only a teenager. I would of been a good idea to introduce himself to the folks ya know. then maybe your dad would of gave him a condom instead of his "words of wisdom" heheeeh
mynewaccount 8
your a cutieee(:
ViciousLily 0
kudos to your father
knibbsy 4
YDI for trying to date Tony Danza.
knibbsy 4
Or possibly Chris Brown.
captain_mal 19
Wtf are you even talking about
ily1210 10
owned
OwNowBrownCow 0
Your dad is funny.
gabbielove 0
your dads awesome:)
staciieee_x3 0
Your dad sounds like a real charmer.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for wanting to date and possibly fornicate. YDI for having a dad. YDI for having a driveway. YDI for your dad having a car. YDI for having running water with which your dad can wash his car.
superbadd 0
wowww lol
AmadeusMop 0
You forgot YDI for existing.
FFML_314 12
YDI for liking guys. You missed that one.
PeachySweetS 0
It's best not to help..
Barrientos432 5
YDI for having a ****** YDI for being a teenager and having hormones Hmm that's all I can think of.. Trollz took the funny ones.. :P Why?.. Helping is fun
SoundnVasion 0
YDI for possibly being a **** causing your dad to think its just some other guy there to bone you.
SoundnVasion 0
Shes possibly been slutty with past dates
sarah48_fml 0
lol slow?
SoundnVasion 0
Possibly
Peachy2392 26
Unless you know she's been slutty or it's heavily implied, it's not a YDI.
rockefoe 6
that's awful!!!
sarah48_fml 0
he loves you.. how is this a fml? dads and older brothers are suppose to do these kind of things..
aardvarkish 17
yup
Shookitup 0
ughhh I have 2 older brothers -_- I've experienced something kinda like this.
SoundnVasion 0
I broke my fork.
ohthebloodygore 16
37 - Did you break it in half? Or did you break the prongs/tines?
HereToServeYou 1
FYL for living in America, where men seem to have this stupid overprotective thing for their daughters/sisters... Really, FYL.
FailVader 0
Yeah because if you have a super hot daughter/sister of course you're gonna see some overprotectiveness because some horny 13/14/15/16 year old come along whose gonna try sticking his wand of magic where it sure as HELL doesn't belong, and being a rebel only makes it worse for the parents/daughter because she'll being doing lots of adult things and might possibly get pregnant etc. If the dad told her first date he never had a daughter it might be possible she was a little too young or she was super pretty and he didn't want no one boning her.
Sappheyes 0
And if your daughter wasn't "super hot", then you wouldn't care? I've found that plenty of moderately attractive to mildly unattractive girls can be the most sexually available, often compensating for low self esteem. FYI, both males and females can contract STDs, so you should be just as protective of your sons. Pregnancy isn't the worst thing; it can be ended or otherwise dealt with (kept, adoption, ect.), and any son of yours that knocks up a girl who decides to keep the baby is also affected for life. At least the girl has the option of abortion. Your sons wouldn't even get that choice. "HEY! YOU! Back off! If anyone's gonna be havin' sex with my daughter... IT'S GON BE ME!"
aardvarkish 17
76 wins for knowing everything.