Today, I was anxiously waiting for the guy I had a crush on to pick me up for our first date. He shows up with his son, whom I never knew about, and takes us to Chuck E. Cheese. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met up with my dad for the first time in 7 years. We planned to go to a nice restaurant but he changed the place we were going to, to Chuck E. Cheese. I'm 18 years old. I waited an hour for him to show up. I then ended up babysitting his daughter the whole time. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
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Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
Today, after being single for a while now, I unwillingly went on a blind date with a guy my friend convinced me would be perfect for me. He took me to McDonald's. His father was with him the whole entire time. He's 27. FML
Today, after having an amazing first date with my long time crush, we ended up going out to dinner. We shared a meal, and it was delicious! This would have been the ultimate dream come true... Except for the part about me throwing up in his car on the way back home. FML
Today, my crush invited me to her house and I ended up meeting her dad. Then she suddenly had to dash off because her boyfriend, whom I had no idea existed, unexpectedly had free time so they were going on a last minute date, which left me awkwardly sat there in the kitchen with her dad. FML
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bladelix3 1
is that really a problem? better know now then later
BadPinkKitty07 0
I really can't think of anything more romantic than soggy pizza and a man in a sweaty mouse costume. the hyper kids and vomit hidden in the strangest places in the play place is just a plus.
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NorfolkDude 2
Judging by her using the term "crush" my guess is that she's in highschool or early college. In either case, I would guess at that age, you certainly wouldn't want or expect your date to have children. However, this can be viewed as positive or negative. I mean he let you see his child, which either means he really likes you and trust you; or he's a complete douche unable to know when to introduce a potential "mommy" later in the relationship.
1love420 0
hahah fail!!!
smoochiepooh213 0
That must have been a very fun and exciting date!
MagicalPegicorn 0
did you really need to use proceeded? just sayin.
pinkyluvs8 0
there is nothing wrong with chuckie cheese i'm 15 years old and me and my boyfriend went with my best friend last week haha
JS000 0
At least he told you the first date. Plus, maybe he assumed you knew. Chuck E. Cheese would be fun, I think. Guys with kids can be a lot more responsible. He probably wanted to see how you felt about it, too, or whether you could be ok with it. It's a kid, not a gang friend from when he was in jail.
cheesepuffs159 0
first!
viper63 0
at least some one goes to chuckie e cheese lucky
Bdub87 0
Your mad because from the very first date the guy was honest with you? Would you have rather him take you on a cliche dinner and a movie date, then spring the kid on you a few months down the road? Don't rule him out just because he has a kid, otherwise as you get older you will miss out on a lot of great guys. Plus just because you are an adult doesn't mean you can't have fun at chuck e cheese, you can get drunk and have fun playing the games. Hell one of my friends had his 21st birthday there, it was more of a joke but we had a blast, sometimes it's fun to cut loose and act like kid again. Maybe if you would be more open minded, see the guy for who he is, not just as some guy who has a kid, and enjoy being a kid again while being able to drink you may realize he was a great guy and actually had a lot of fun. I'm assuming you are barely an adult though and think it's embarrassing to be somewhere like chuck e cheese. I know this sounds ironic but your the one who needs to grow up.
White667 0
Why did you still go on the date? Are you serious?