Today, I was anxiously waiting for the guy I had a crush on to pick me up for our first date. He shows up with his son, whom I never knew about, and takes us to Chuck E. Cheese. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met up with my dad for the first time in 7 years. We planned to go to a nice restaurant but he changed the place we were going to, to Chuck E. Cheese. I'm 18 years old. I waited an hour for him to show up. I then ended up babysitting his daughter the whole time. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
Today, after being single for a while now, I unwillingly went on a blind date with a guy my friend convinced me would be perfect for me. He took me to McDonald's. His father was with him the whole entire time. He's 27. FML
Today, after having an amazing first date with my long time crush, we ended up going out to dinner. We shared a meal, and it was delicious! This would have been the ultimate dream come true... Except for the part about me throwing up in his car on the way back home. FML
Today, my crush invited me to her house and I ended up meeting her dad. Then she suddenly had to dash off because her boyfriend, whom I had no idea existed, unexpectedly had free time so they were going on a last minute date, which left me awkwardly sat there in the kitchen with her dad. FML
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bladelix3 1
is that really a problem? better know now then later
BadPinkKitty07 0
I really can't think of anything more romantic than soggy pizza and a man in a sweaty mouse costume. the hyper kids and vomit hidden in the strangest places in the play place is just a plus.
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AntiChrist7 0
Girls only love assholes. YDI
liquidbunny 0
that guy was just killing two birds with one stone.
voveraite 7
It's good the guy was upfront, perhaps this was his way to test whether you are suitable for him. However, adults should get to know one another in private... Also, OP is perfectly entitled to not be interested in guys w/kids. I know I'm not and won't be unless hitting the age range where they become the majority. Not for having anything against children, but because that's some responsibility she never had before, and well, she comes second in the guys life from the get go. Again, if she were a single parent herself, it could be a good match.
shortii09 0
that deff suckss fyl
TryToBeKind 0
I've sort of done that to people before in the past. Difference is, they knew up-front that I had a kid so that was no surprise. But I did make all the "dates" kid-friendly, I paid my OWN way and I had my own transportation and set a time-limit and stuck to it. Basically, that was my pussy-way of saying, "I want to make sure you won't try anything sexual until we're together for a long, long, time.
mercedeslove 0
next time you meet someone as 'so do you have any kids' It will prevent that. Had he picked me up and I got to the car I probably would have been 'sorry something came up maybe something other time.' Then you plan the date at a bar or something.
igotthisbitch 0
okay, i see it as he's a good guy who decided to tell you he had a kid & introduce you to a part of his life that many men try to hide. appreciate his honesty & his trusting you enough to meet his son. its not FYL its wow im glad he did that now. & check e cheese is a non awkward fun date bring out your inner kid & enjoy your time withthis guy instead of complaining cause lots of women dont get that.
mzhonesty 0
And people think I'm crazy when I ask guys if they have kids all the time? I don't like surprises. Especially on the first date. :
bulll_crap 0
how much ticket did u get
lionheart582 0
MLIA