Today, after being single for a while now, I unwillingly went on a blind date with a guy my friend convinced me would be perfect for me. He took me to McDonald's. His father was with him the whole entire time. He's 27. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML
Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML
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ghostlilac 25
Guess it was a not-so-Happy Meal ... I'll show myself out
newbiehere99 6
Bah da dah dah dahhhhh ... I'm lovin it. Did he at least Supersize your meal?
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Comments (84)
GothicAngel17 24
Well, that's just a risk you're taking going on a blind date, isn't it?
143dav 8
The only risk I see is having a friend who thought that OP would be "perfect" with her date... Like what did he order; a happy meal with extra apple sauce?
lex1459 38
If it was set up by a friend op probably had at least some hope, I'm pretty sure op wasn't thinking "well, hopefully he doesn't take me to mcdonalds and bring his dad along."
GothicAngel17 24
Friends are smartasses when it comes to things like this. I certainly wouldn't expect anything fantastic from a blind date set up by one of my friends.
ClassyCommando 13
To be fair, the lad probably paid for the meal. Possibly with his father's money, but I'm not one to turn down a free meal.
lex1459 38
20 - you may need some new friends
GothicAngel17 24
What, friends with no sense of humour? No thanks.
sens3sfailing 25
31-well if they send you on that blind date as a joke, that's pretty damn funny...for them, but if they did it in seriousness then they either don't know you to we'll or they don't know the other person to well
chell1894 13
Did he at least pay is what I want to know
mfischer 17
40- If it's McDonald's I'm not sure how much comfort could be gained by him paying. OP probably would have been willing to pay 3 bucks to avoid a shitty blind date with parental escort. I know I would be.
Kn0wledge123 21
A friend of mine once said "I'm tired of going out with bitches, paying for everything, and nothing works out at the end". So he decided to take girls to Burger King & Popeyes for every date instead and have them pay for their own meal. OP's "date" just might have that same mentality.
chell1894 13
Exactly, I mean if he's already taking her to McDonalds with his Dad he obviously doesn't care to much about making a good impression. So why would he pay? Because I see him not paying. So I'm actually just curious
myrrhdyrrh 3
Ouch sorry op :/
newbiehere99 6
Where is OP flying?
newbiehere99 6
Lol this comment was different before I replied :/ go ahead and thumbs down :,(
GothicAngel17 24
2- There's a button for that, you know.
sens3sfailing 25
21-I thumbed your fist comment up, I got your back buddy! Can I keep it now? *does puss in boots pout face*
newbiehere99 6
Bah da dah dah dahhhhh ... I'm lovin it. Did he at least Supersize your meal?
Pleonasm 36
If she's lucky, she might get to see the Big Mac, or the Quarter-Incher -- I mean Pounder.
newbiehere99 6
If she's sweet and sour, maybe she'll get double-pounded... Oops pounder
ClassyCommando 13
Maybe she'll even be up for a McGangbang.
Eliseopwns 22
Hey, if it's at McDonald's, then it's because she's in need of a Big Rack- I mean Mac.
ClassyCommando 13
McDonald's is also renowned for their thick milkshakes. Apparently, it brings all of the boys to the yard, and they proclaim it to be superior.
onlychildFTW 34
I must break this! *slice*. Mauhaha.
mfischer 17
41- Combo breakers are annoying in video games. What makes you think they'll be welcome here?
zakkyzebra 11
C-C-C-COMBO REVIVER! I hear she has a HotAssPussy. I mean a Hot N Spicy...
FizzyApple 3
It would be an adorable date if they were 7.
swiftstruck 0
take this as a lesson for the future OP.
143dav 8
I'm sure that not many guys take a girl to McDonald's for a date with their father's accompanying them.. At least I wouldn't do that..
ClassyCommando 13
I know, man. If I brought my dad with me on a date with a girl, my mother would be so jealous.
ghostlilac 25
Guess it was a not-so-Happy Meal ... I'll show myself out
Pleonasm 36
Wait, where are you going! I haven't finished your order yet! I NEED TO KNOW IF YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAAAAAAAAAT!
annie_nk 23
26 - Reading that with the Doppler effect is fun :)
savage93 11
Her date must hav been chuck norris, only he can make a happy meal sad.
vcapelo 19
Well was he perfect for you?
unknown_user5566 27
I think it's safe to assume that no, he wasn't.
Pleonasm 36
Today, I met this perfect guy. FML Said no-one, ever.
iseyixes 18
Most of the time, blind dates suck! Hang in there OP.
unknown_user5566 27
Just think about it this way, OP: all the bad dates you endure will make the good ones seem a million times better.
hama806 19
Any chance your friend punk'd you? Your date seemed too ridiculous to be legit.
sarahbear499 7
Sounds like a keeper!
kittenvks 11
I'm proud of the FML community. We made it to 12 comments before this "keeper" stuff started. Let's try for 13 next time guys!!!
newbiehere99 6
27- you made me smile :) a thumbs up just wasn't enough!
thelindseyyy 4
Did he get mad that he didn't get the toy he wanted from his happy meal?