feminista
Guatemala City, Guatemala 🌶️ Spicy
Anticlimax
Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Bethesda, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Breathtaking
Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML
ally
United States 🌶️ Spicy
I'm coming !
Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML
JRLJLS
Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML
Anonymous
Alpharetta, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Wanking to death
Today, I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited, because as I came close to climaxing, I had a serious asthma attack and had to wheeze for help. FML
motorboatofdoom
🌶️ Spicy
Nice way to go, really
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is terrified of me seeing her sex faces, so she violently squished my face between her boobs during sex. I then had a severe asthma attack because I couldn't breathe properly. FML
flopsy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML
Emily
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
inhaler -.-
Huntsville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, it was my first time having a make out session with my boyfriend. I got so nervous that a few minutes into it, I had to stop to take my inhaler. This happened twice more afterwards. FML
Foxy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my long time boyfriend and found out I'm severely allergic to latex. I also found out that my family doctor had been transferred to the ER. He went to play golf with my dad later. FML
Top comments
gage27 5
The first time is always breath taking(;
TheGreatAlexande 12
And he just kept going?
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Comments (104)
debins33 1
So.... how was it?
itsharkley 8
Was it Karate Kyle you were losing it to?
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
At least it wasn't a heart attack! I've heard of that happening to old people when they try to get...uh, jiggy with it.
TriflingAllDay 6
All three will suffice.
wubbazugg 5
Doesn't matter, had sex.
misspulkadot24 17
Oh dear...overused pun used three times on one post. May God have mercy on you as you are buried deep below the surface of the mortal realm of good and original comments.
mtrrace 4
Doesn't matter, had sex
BeastyB 4
now that's how you take it like a champ!
dddonehoo 2
doesn't matter had sex
J4C0B 1
Damn you beat me too it I just freaking noticed that lol
J4C0B 1
Damn you beat me too it I just freaking noticed that lol
DarthCory 7
It doesn't matter because neither of you have even modicum of originality, thus warranting a thumbs down.
J4C0B 1
Doesn't matter still had sex!
lizmariefoster 2
Use ur inhaler before sex!!!! Then u can go forever!