Today, I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited, because as I came close to climaxing, I had a serious asthma attack and had to wheeze for help. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML
Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML
Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML
Today, after climbing 5 flights of stairs I walked into the restroom to take a piss. I was winded but trying to keep my heavy breathing to a minimum. My plan failed when I almost fainted inbetween two guys at the urinal and started gasping for air. FML
Today, I was having rough sex when I breathed too heavily with a dry throat, and puked on the bed. FML
Today, I realized how out of shape I am, when I couldn't finish masturbating because I ran out of breath. FML
Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML
Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML
Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML
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Top comments
NotMyDay5 13
At least someone Came... For help
mpsteve137 15
What a sight that must of been for whoever came to your rescue.
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Comments (55)
mpsteve137 15
What a sight that must of been for whoever came to your rescue.
isallwaysme 27
Must have* Im sorry, it's a pet peeve, like when people say "I seen" instead of "I saw" or "I have seen."
JustinKirby 20
Not really if they were in the shower they'd have to be naked anyways. So there's no way of them knowing what caused the attack
vinnv226 14
22, he most likely had a hard-on, so they could probably piece it together
pickleOnABun 10
it was a girl. I dont think naturally girls can have a 'hard on'
eddeeezzyy 19
Is it just me or did I just read that comment in Trevor Phillips' voice?
isuckok 11
OP is male.
Trently 10
If you look beside the OP's name it shows the gender, which is a male.
laden_swallow09 35
25- I dunno, mang. A guy can lose a hardon pretty quick, given a sudden interruption in train of thought. If he's wheezing for help, that hints to me that he's been that way for a few seconds to couple minutes, more than enough time to turn flaccid.
little_one1 14
My phone doesn't show gender, place, or even the name of the OP. I have a windows phone and all the apps are weird as old ballsacks, so maybe 26 is using the same app as I
WellThatSucked89 13
Windows phone here too. What I see is OP is anonymous with no information. WPs have no edit option for comments. We don't even get autocorrect on this very app. It sucks lol
imhope 23
FYL
carelessxdanger 9
thats intense. i cant imagine what you'd be like in bed, you animal! (:
NotAddictive 6
Thirsty much
TheAbstract 15
Nahh, but I am a little hungry.
carelessxdanger 9
yep. me's a thirsty bitch.
AbstraktThoughts 13
43: You're one creative ************. Have yet to hear that until now! Glad I did ;)
TvSmith 8
Lmao! You sir deserve an award!
inkdeath87 18
Well that's embarrassing, hopefully whoever found you didn't laugh too hard.
NotMyDay5 13
At least someone Came... For help
beaglegal 42
I see what you did there ;)
Zalvorn 9
You must have been pounding away at that shit.
Darknyan 10
Gonna do it again, or.... is it now ruined for you..
cheshirecat13242 32
Had to wheeze for help because you needed help achieving ******..?
onlychildFTW 34
No...
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
9- Why don't you read the FML again.
cheshirecat13242 32
#56, why don't you read the comment again, this time with a touch of sarcasm in mind?
theaaxis 27
I think you need to re-learn sarcasm..
Turrence 9
Let's hope so.. after all that hard work.
martin8337 36
Sounds like you beat that thing like you owned it.
Rainhawk94 27
Have to remember to breathe while you're jerking! Mouth close and breathe through nose.
Grenith 21
Or open your mouth, and moan like a bitch.
Rainhawk94 27
Yea sure, try that when your family is over