Today, my mom is coming to pick up the Christmas presents we got for her and her husband. She won’t come inside or come within 6 feet, so she can be healthy when she goes down to the ex-wife’s parents house to hang out. The ex in-laws that hate me. Glad my mom chose them over me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother called to uninvite me from Christmas, my ex-wife is going and she doesn't want it to be awkward for her. FML
Today, my mum told me she would rather spend Christmas with her boyfriend than with her own family. FML
Today, my mother not only told me that my ex-husband will be spending Thanksgiving with her and my dad, but that I'm also no longer invited to spend the holiday with my family. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend, who is obviously still in love with me, is best friends with my mom. Now every time I come home, she is over. She even spent 4 hours helping us decorate our Christmas tree, and now she is telling my little sister about our love life. FML
Today, my mom ambushed me with my cheating ex-fiancé, thinking being in the same room would miraculously change the past and we’d get back together. When I tried to walk out, my mom screamed like a banshee and latched onto my leg. After this I’m putting her in a retirement home and never visiting. FML
Today, I thought my mom and I could put aside our differences and open our Christmas presents. When she opened mine, she turned to my dad and said she didn't want the present, so I could give it to someone else. 'Tis the season. FML
Today, I showed up at my mom’s with homemade soup, since she said she wasn’t hosting Christmas Eve because she had the flu. My entire family was there without me. FML
Today, my mom still spends time with my ex because, as she puts it, we might be divorced now but there’s no reason they can’t still be friends. This is the woman who tricked me into raising another man’s baby for three months before I got suspicious and got a paternity test. Screw you mom. FML
Today, my grandparents thought it would be acceptable to give me and my wife Christmas presents to take to my ex-wife, along with a card saying how much they missed her and to get in touch with them next time she is in town. FML
Today, I found out that my mom isn't coming to see me for Christmas. Instead she'll be spending it in jail for a DUI and battery. Thank you to my cocklick of an aunt for taking a recovering alcoholic to a bar and pressuring her into relapse. FML
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Chazzster 32
So much left out: (1) Is mom bringing you presents in exchange for the ones you got her? (2) Why do the in-laws hate OP - Is there a reason behind that? It’s human to want to present your case in a way that makes you look good and the other side look bad. But sometimes the left out details are pretty important. And finally, the 6 foot separation is to prevent spreading COVID. There is a pandemic going on.
princess_stabitty 20
Add the 6 feet distance - that would actually mean something, if the mom wasn't coming over to someone else's house right after that.
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MovieFreak1978 11
I wouldn't give them any gifts they don't deserve them
Chazzster 32
So much left out: (1) Is mom bringing you presents in exchange for the ones you got her? (2) Why do the in-laws hate OP - Is there a reason behind that? It’s human to want to present your case in a way that makes you look good and the other side look bad. But sometimes the left out details are pretty important. And finally, the 6 foot separation is to prevent spreading COVID. There is a pandemic going on.
princess_stabitty 20
Add the 6 feet distance - that would actually mean something, if the mom wasn't coming over to someone else's house right after that.