feminista
Guatemala City, Guatemala 🌶️ Spicy
Anticlimax
Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Bethesda, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Breathtaking
Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML
ally
United States 🌶️ Spicy
I'm coming !
Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML
JRLJLS
Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML
Anonymous
Alpharetta, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Wanking to death
Today, I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited, because as I came close to climaxing, I had a serious asthma attack and had to wheeze for help. FML
motorboatofdoom
🌶️ Spicy
Nice way to go, really
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is terrified of me seeing her sex faces, so she violently squished my face between her boobs during sex. I then had a severe asthma attack because I couldn't breathe properly. FML
flopsy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML
Emily
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
inhaler -.-
Huntsville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, it was my first time having a make out session with my boyfriend. I got so nervous that a few minutes into it, I had to stop to take my inhaler. This happened twice more afterwards. FML
Foxy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my long time boyfriend and found out I'm severely allergic to latex. I also found out that my family doctor had been transferred to the ER. He went to play golf with my dad later. FML
Top comments
gage27 5
The first time is always breath taking(;
TheGreatAlexande 12
And he just kept going?
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Comments (104)
chellyX92 8
That's a shame he didn't even notice that you couldn't breath. I guess he was really in the moment. :-/
TwitchingNebula 17
Breathe**
chellyX92 8
Curse you learning disabilities, you've made a fool of me for the last time, oh wait...
TBelle4Ever 15
He maybe thought that you were having an ******
perdix 31
As long as you lived to tell about it, it sounds like a win-win all around. You didn't have to make an effort to fake it and he thinks he's awesome. If it gets to be a regular thing, you may have to ask your doctor for a ********.
kingmario75 5
I see what you did there...
TriflingAllDay 6
Good job pacman mario.
unknown_user5566 27
That's dedication! My husband has some pretty bad Asthma attacks, and he becomes pretty incapacitated, so I can't imagine him having sex through one. Well, welcome to the popped-cherry club, OP. Here's to hoping your next experience takes your breath away in a more positive manner. ;)
Kiki242 19
It was that good?
olpally 33
Quagmire has been known to make women do that... :) haha fyl.
greenie213 23
Giggity.
flutter4 7
Giggity Giggity
olpally 33
Giggity giggity goo!
zmoney2121 6
Giggity giggity goo
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
How original.
DarthCory 7
One "giggity" was plenty guys...
p3mguin 7
Giggty giggty goo Alright!
TriflingAllDay 6
No.
olpally 33
46- that's an overused comment actually and 52- you just have nothing clever to say, so you just say "no" to get thumbs up.. Please have a complete thought next time.
TriflingAllDay 6
Assumption. Prick. Complete thought. No
Ilikeurfmls 13
Asphyxiation
DarthCory 7
Auto-erotic asphyxiation. If you're gonna joke about the "ultimate O", at least differentiate from plain old choking. Cause trust me, theres QUITE a difference... ...Not that I would know.
KiddNYC1O 22
It raises arousal =].
BIGxJOSH 5
A wins a win
pexy_fml 16
Now you are sure that it was special
TriflingAllDay 6
Near death experiences are never very special, even when combined with first-time sex.
pexy_fml 16
Special: Surpassing what is common or usual I can't see the purpose of your reply and the IDIOTS who thumbed it up
TheyCallMeDamien 18
He's going to tell everybody he took your breath away. Or you could tell everyone you had breathtaking sex.