Today, I lost my virginity to my long time boyfriend and found out I'm severely allergic to latex. I also found out that my family doctor had been transferred to the ER. He went to play golf with my dad later. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the hard way that I'm severely allergic to latex. FML
Today, I was rushed to the emergency room for severe facial rashes. My boyfriend and I then found out I'm allergic to seminal fluid. FML
Today, I found out my ex gave me an STI. Today I also found out I'm allergic to the medication. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML
Today, I had an allergy test. Not only was I allergic to 35 out of the 40 items, they also found out that I'm allergic to the latex gloves my doctor happened to be wearing. Now my entire back is covered in a rash that will last at least another week. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate for the first time. A few hours later, we discovered he's highly allergic to my Summer's Eve soap. He looks like he's been attacked by bees. Yay for losing my v-card. FML
Today, I discovered that I have developed a latex allergy. I'm a third year medical student. FML
Today, a girl I'd been talking to all night actually wanted to come home with me. Stopped to buy condoms. Got home, clothes came off, took out a condom. "Sorry, I'm allergic to latex". She left in a cab. I'm a 27-year old virgin for another night and now have a box of condoms to remind me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get it out, so I had to tell my mom, who didn't know we were sexually active, and then go to the ER. After an unsuccessful visit, we came home only to find the condom in my sheets. FML
Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great if my girlfriend wasn't allergic to birth control. FML
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Top comments
cr4ckb0n3f4n 0
wtf? didn't you ever encounter latex before your first "sexy time"? And don't worry about your doctor telling on you, it's illegal.
LLLP 0
You seem so smart and sophisticated until the last sentence
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cr4ckb0n3f4n 0
wtf? didn't you ever encounter latex before your first "sexy time"? And don't worry about your doctor telling on you, it's illegal.
uhhSavage 22
It's not illegal if she was a minor. He can tell her parents anything as long as she is under 18.
Oliok 19
When you turn 16 your legally allowed to have sex and if op is that age or older the doctor cannot tell op's father?
hogman500 8
What #1 means is that it's illegal for a doctor to reveal confidential information about there patient.
Lambofan217 8
#90 is absolutely correct
Erindub 0
Theres a thing called doctor patient confidentiality. He cannot and probably will not tell on you. Besides its just sex. Its not the end of the world. Your dad knew this day was coming from the time he found out his baby was a girl. Hope your ***** feeling better.
LLLP 0
You seem so smart and sophisticated until the last sentence
gress269 4
Agreed.
omg36 7
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Hahahaha ****
lilpsyco 16
Dude seriously are u like 12. Because going hahahaha **** is real mature.
DorkyBlake 0
oh wow.
infernofalcon 0
ffffffuuuuu!!!!
Cowless 0
FYL for never having balloons as a child.
emilyandenvy 0
omfg poor thing
Maddsss 0
wowww. well that really sucks. good luck with thatt.
Cristaderzi 0
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Maybe "Illegal",but Not if her ER doc and dad are lifetime friends! You should have waited until MARRIAGE!!! Now you have to pay the price of your immorall choice!! OP I feel sad for you yet YDI!!! Theres still hope, don't have ANY sex until you wed!
girlslikeboyz 0
#8 I AGREE !~!!!!
kevg 0
that's ****** that is way to harsh of a punishment gays are normal people too there not ******* with us so why should we **** with them
nothingbut_fml 0
wow are you a Mormon? waiting until marriage before giving your guy some sexing? my girlfriend does the same thing to me and it SUCKS. girls who are reading this please do your mana favorand give him some
mel1776 0
its one of the 10 commandments. all Christians follow them, not just mormons. just a lil fyi :)
happyhak 5
#8, either you have never been in a relationship or you are completely stupid. As crazy as it sounds, sex is vital to build up a relationship and support it. Holding off sex until marriage is not healthy for a relationship. As for the OP, dont worry, it is against the law for the doctor to tell your dad anything you dont want him to spread.
butterflyhearts 0
How is not having sex unhealthy for a relationship? Not kissing, holding hands, or carressing is unhealthy. Not not having sex. This society is very corrupted. Everyone is having sex on the first date or 2months after dating. Whats up with that? No wonder there are so many people who have AIDS and unwanted babies. This is why you should wait until your married to have sex. Its not like your going to die! If you truly love the person then you dont have to have sex to "show" them that you love them. You can buy them gifts or help them with a problem. You dont have to hump them to show it. Also when you wait it makes it more special for you and your husband(and the ultimate gift) instead of having sex with him feel like an everyday pleasure.Thats my opinion.
cheerbabe3254 4
I agree with #8 and#30 I am so waiting till marriage it is a ten commandment and I don't care if any of u motha fu***** thumb thus comment down!!!!!!!!!!!
lilpsyco 16
Holy shit what crawled up your ass. Only intolerant bigots persecute other people's beliefs so, I won't judge yours but saying premarital sex is the reason behind the spread of aids is just ignorant bullshit. Does that mean children in Africa are having sex because a large portion of aids victims are infact children. And saying that its the mothers fault is just pure idiocy because a majority of the spread of aids is caused by poor medical conditions and contaminated blood transfusions. So stop being a tightass and get educated.
mct75 0
#8, how about you pull your bible out of your ass and get on with the 21st century.
bridgette5866 0
AMEN.
nothingbut_fml 0
AMEN TIMES 2!
gress269 4
Times 3? No? Ok?