JRLJLS
Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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ally
United States 🌶️ Spicy
I'm coming !
Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML
Anonymous
Nesoddtangen, Norway
Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML
facepalm
Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
So hott
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Noname
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
feminista
Guatemala City, Guatemala 🌶️ Spicy
Anticlimax
Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML
Anonymous
Bethesda, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Breathtaking
Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML
Lickmylovepump
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hot and heavy
Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML
Anonymous
Douglas, Isle of Man 🌶️ Spicy
Close to the edge
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
easyontheeyes1
🌶️ Spicy
Romantic afterglow
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML
Anonymous
Alpharetta, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Wanking to death
Today, I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited, because as I came close to climaxing, I had a serious asthma attack and had to wheeze for help. FML
Top comments
BeMyLove15 10
Well at least you got him excited.
limitedition 25
You got his motor running & took his breath away. Make sure he has his inhaler next time you guys get saucy.
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BeMyLove15 10
Well at least you got him excited.
firefighter925 18
Someone give him an albuterol treatment!!!
roflstomp716 19
yeah she took his breath away!!
MathildeDamm 17
Not good if he from now on gets asthma attacks everytime he gets "exited"..
GothickNihilist 15
#39 I think you mean excited.
XxDevilxXGt 26
Hopefully he isn't being "entered" often.
MathildeDamm 17
Haha yeah you are right!
groovycrazyjoe 18
that's going to be funny story to talk about the next time they have phone sex lol
sadandbroke20 18
Um maybe we give him a nebulizar treatment before u try next time
darcislove 18
thats one way to look at it
limitedition 25
You got his motor running & took his breath away. Make sure he has his inhaler next time you guys get saucy.
Damian95 16
Should've told him to take a breather.
GothickNihilist 15
#2 get your motor running / head out on the highway
pmadNess 16
He found his adventure, so he needs not look for anymore in whatever heads his way.
abbiek2 11
On the bright side he probably got a sexy husky voice from it:P
hawright 13
I don't get a sexy, husky voice. I just struggle to catch my breath. Damn the luck.
dancinwookie 21
#53- Surely your raccoon hat must have the ladies flocking already ;)
kurodansei 16
Your voice must be breath takingly beautiful.
lochiamochia 25
"Through the hourglass I saw you, In time you slipped away When the mirror crashed I called you, And turned to hear you say If only for today I am unafraid Take my breath away Take my breath away"
zandalee 20
Wow! Thanks for that! Love that song! :)
Sir_ND_Pity 35
Damn, talk about sex you'll always remember ;-) if you could do that over the phone, I wonder what you could do in person!
iOceanus 18
Fatality!
daAce77 8
Hey look at the bright side, you get him so turned on he a gets an asthma attack ;)
young_weezy_fml 3
this is funny if you picture her having phone sex with the black kid from malcom in the middle
PandaKitteh 20
"Oh...... Yeah...... Baby......."
perdix 31
Did he have asthma before the call? If not, you may have a promising career as a phone-sex operator. It's a great job -- you can pack on a hundred pounds and go to work in sweat pants.
limitedition 25
Are you talking from experience?
perdix 31
#11, well, after talking to this woman, it's not unusual to want to meet her in person. I did find that my $3.99 a minute paid for a lot of high-end pastries and fancy sweatpants :(
limitedition 25
So I guess you can't buy happiness.
perdix 31
#28, I couldn't, but evidently she could. Some people really looooove fancy sweatpants! ;)
Sir_ND_Pity 35
31 - What kind of fancy? Did the sweatpants have "Juicy" written in gold letters?
perdix 31
#40, Yes, very large gold letters at that. Did I mention that I used her service a lot? A lot!!
Coyotay_Yelnats 4
Texting about getting to 2nd base can be breath taking
Bakarra 22
Phone sex is on the phone bro...you're thinking of "sexting"
GetPuckedUp 3
good thing you weren't actually having sex...