feminista
Guatemala City, Guatemala 🌶️ Spicy
Anticlimax
Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Bethesda, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Breathtaking
Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML
ally
United States 🌶️ Spicy
I'm coming !
Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML
JRLJLS
Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML
Anonymous
Alpharetta, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Wanking to death
Today, I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited, because as I came close to climaxing, I had a serious asthma attack and had to wheeze for help. FML
motorboatofdoom
🌶️ Spicy
Nice way to go, really
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is terrified of me seeing her sex faces, so she violently squished my face between her boobs during sex. I then had a severe asthma attack because I couldn't breathe properly. FML
flopsy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML
Emily
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
inhaler -.-
Huntsville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, it was my first time having a make out session with my boyfriend. I got so nervous that a few minutes into it, I had to stop to take my inhaler. This happened twice more afterwards. FML
Foxy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my long time boyfriend and found out I'm severely allergic to latex. I also found out that my family doctor had been transferred to the ER. He went to play golf with my dad later. FML
Top comments
gage27 5
The first time is always breath taking(;
TheGreatAlexande 12
And he just kept going?
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Comments (104)
hateevryone 15
You have an inhaler, use it.
zuelhater 7
How romantic!!
aeriemakenzie 4
HaHa!!(:
charla6609 2
Awe so sorry… hey at least u made it through the ordeal lol
dolceandkabana 1
Was that good???
worldclassrager 41
definitely took your breath away...pun intended...
MeesterMatt 3
Ive always wondered what it felt like from the girls point of view no **** just wondering
TallMist 32
Usually when people say "No ****", I assume they are indeed gay, because it's not really needed to say "No ****." I mean, isn't a given that, at one point or another, you'd wonder what it's like to be the opposite sex during sex?
cetlawizard 15
Did anyone else besides me notice that she didn't actually say she was having sex with anyone...maybe one of those girls who think they lost it just because their hymen tore/broke without actual intercourse (as some uneducated about how virginity is really lost might think) & also, how can one be "in passionate throes of an asthma attack"..there's nothing passionate about it. Too little info to know what really happened.
malignantmegan 3
Agreed.... Pics or it didn't happen
valeria107 0
I dont kno wat to say
J15237 25
Hey your chest may have been on fire and it was hard to breath, but parts of you were hopefully feeling great.