Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
Today, I went back home after seeing the doctor, I told my boyfriend my new medicine might cause some mood swings. He immediately grabbed his phone and pretended to take a call, then rushed out. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML
Today, I went to the emergency room with my boyfriend, only to sit there for 3 hours waiting for him to be seen, then having an argument with him about how impatient I am because they never called his name. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
ayamefan13 16
Wow... he's a jerk.
DontClickOnMe 28
What a dick. He should've been with you to make sure you're okay. You deserve better than him, OP.
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Comments (113)
ayamefan13 16
Wow... he's a jerk.
HowAreYouToday 34
Noooo... I couldn't tell...
HowAreYouToday 34
Noooo... I couldn't tell...
musicluvr2000 11
Really? You had me otherwise fooled for a sec.
jetsown08 21
Hm. 10 makes a shitty comment about things being obvious, gets thumbed down. 34 then proceeds to make an almost identical shitty comment despite 10 getting thumbed down.
Drigr 9
No, she shoulda read the fine print of the contract...
HowAreYouToday 34
36- my stupidity wasn't enough, so someone had to multiply it.
Drigr 9
I see what you did there.
deBlobX 12
*ahah* asshole
musicluvr2000 11
36- haha. One for shitty comments.
musicluvr2000 11
34- Exactly :)
AKGirlinSD 20
1, agreed! My boyfriend stayed with me every single night when I was just hospitalized for 12, while fighting 3 fatal blood diseases. I'm hoping he's the ex-boyfriend now. That's unforgivable.
DontClickOnMe 28
What a dick. He should've been with you to make sure you're okay. You deserve better than him, OP.
HowAreYouToday 34
How can you tell?
MCRaddict15 15
Right? I would go visit with flowers and soup, not decide to go out with someone else. Guess OP's boyfriend was never worth her time.
LittleAngel12 5
13- do u realize you ate being a ******* ass. So stop trying to be all cool and do us all a favor and shut your mouth
HowAreYouToday 34
I'm not "trying to be cool"; I'm trying to entertain myself... No wait, I'm *succeeding* at entertaining myself. So haw-haw.
Trisha_aus 15
I've got just the right tools for 13, a chainsaw and gloves...run.
HowAreYouToday 34
It's alright. I have a torture chamber... Usually for heavy duty s&m, but the toys still hurt. :D
ohcheriecherie 20
2, I can Never resist clicking on you
raiderschad11 3
Or you could just not date assholes in the first place
igive 29
Kick him in the nads as soon as you are able to. It wouldn't change anything but, you'll feel better :)
onlychildFTW 34
I wouldn't really say to kick him in the nads. That could have permanent affects. But I would say that OP should lose him and find someone once she's better. Get well soon OP!
emilyjgraham 34
I'd still say kick him in the bollucks.
igive 29
Kick him. Hard.
animalover721 3
Dump. His. Sorry. Butt.
lukep135 6
I HaTe PeOpLe WhO TeXT wIeRd
subwaysurfers 13
I think we all paused after each word while reading 5's comment in our minds.
greenalleycat 4
Feel free to dump the rest of him too. Regardless of whether it's sorry or not
ihateFMLJkxD 0
******* move on. Or do the same shit back. He's not worth your time if he sees your hopsitalization as his time to see other girls. That's not cool.
missyfiona89 28
Why stoop to his level?
steph8391 11
I agree
ihateFMLJkxD 0
******* move on. Or do the same shit back. He's not worth your time if he sees your hopsitalization as his time to see other girls. That's not cool.
b0ngs 7
triiiple post D:
ihateFMLJkxD 0
******* move on. Or do the same shit back. He's not worth your time if he sees your hopsitalization as his time to see other girls. That's not cool.
rebel_belle1974 5
What an ass
bobgooeyflonder 6
...hole
Paco_el_Taco 17
Seems like a good time to find someone else since he is now preoccupied.