Another moment ruined by BS
Today, I was laying in the grass, staring into the blue sky and watching planes go by. My boyfriend snuggles down next to me; it was a sweet moment. He then told me all about how the planes above are leaving "chem trails", and that he believes the CIA is out to mind-control us all. Right. FML
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Welshite 40
He's only a legitimate conspiracy theorist if he was wearing a tin-foil hat. If he didn't have the hat, then he may be right.
Potatoverse 7
Another nut for the jar!
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SamEnders 8
Lol omg I just heard someone spew the same garbage saying that was the reason someone was coughing.
fivehorsejohnson 0
Injection of atmospheric aerosols (chemtrails) is a geoengineering technique that was implemented inthe late 90's. They inject aluminum particles into the atmosphere, which caused a huge surge in allergies, asthma and related deaths back then when they started it. Look it up. Look up.
Ambient25 25
You should tell him that a Peanut Butter and Jelly sammich is actually a conspiracy put out by the CIA to turn us all into nutty slaves for the pending invasion of the Goobers... ZOLTAN
tukies 28
All I have to say is it still would be completely worth the damned sandwich...
MrSassypants 34
Nutty slave? That's the nickname I gave my hand.
Ambient25 25
"Stump", that's the nickname your hand gave you
sourgirl101 29
My highlights gave me the nickname "Goober-head". Guess the stripes look like that Smucker's brand. *tears*
MrSassypants 34
#37, well, with a name like stump I can easily tell my age by counting my rings.
breakinlegs 19
That is a slightly extreme however, at least he is active in events that are possible happening around us. Maybe you can use science and common sense to get him more on track.
fivehorsejohnson 0
This guy probably DID use science and common sense to get off his ass and do some research on it, unlike most of you, and came to this conclusion, while his gf is probably the kind of person who believes governments care about people and santa exists.
onlychildFTW 34
Santa doesn't exist? :'(
Evolving_Squid 15
If the guy got off his arse and used science he wouldn't believe in chem trail bollocks, I guarantee you. If he used science, he would discover: 1. there is absolutely no credible evidence that chemtrails have ever been used. yes, there is conspiracy theorist yahooery, but despite the conspiracy being around for over 50 years, there has never been any bona fide evidence. 2. that there is no mechanism to make chemitrails work on large numbers of people even if planes were spraying chemicals. It's a delivery system that would be largely random and there's be no way to control the effects. 3. sprayed chemicals leave easy to find traces so it would be impossible to keep a secret (see point 1) 4. To make it would would involve a worldwide conspiracy involving millions of people let by a government that can't keep Edward Snowden under wraps, nor could keep the secret that the president was banging an intern. Millions more people would have a massive opportunity for personal gain by coming clean on such a program. This secret would have had to be kept for 2 generations now, father to son. It is simply not possible to do this, much like the moon landing conspiracy.
LowExpectations 30
SANTA DOESN'T EXIST! NOOOO! (Jumps out window.)
Jazzyb064 3
Agent Orange worked pretty well on a lot of people. They got mechanisms to spread things.
BigFun76 12
http://www.geoengineeringwatch.org/nasa-admits-chemtrails/ I guess NASA employees are all uneducated and misinformed compared to you and the rest of the FML'ers
xwolf760x 6
Idk about mind control Haha. But chem trails are real those are the white lines that are left in the sky. Wonder why normal planes don't leave those?
conqueror57 11
They are called contrails which are ice crystals or water vapor left by planes flying above a certain altitude. "Normal" planes, as you call them, aren't flying high enough.
MrSassypants 34
Water vapor is just a fancy word for mind control steam gas. They put the word 'water' in so you would think it is safe.....
junkman6 22
If this was sarcasm I totally missed it. Now if you're saying military jets are leaving contrails because of chem trails you're off your noggin. Google "how contrails are formed." Short answer Planes moving faster create denser and longer lasting contrails because of the air pressure variation along the wings. Same with jumbo jets, there's ALOT of air pressure variance keeping something that heavy airborne. Humidity also factors in but for the big long sciency answer "look it up."
Madridsta1999 7
Well, Experiencing with chemical warfare If you look at a plane If the trail stays there for 20-30 minutes or more Its a chem trail If it only lasts 2-5 minutes Its only the jet engine
CyberGothic 16
@17. Not so. Depends on the altitude, winds (if any), humidity, and temperature of the layer of atmo through which the plane is flying.
Sports_guy3 28
#42- That's what the government wants us to think.
fivehorsejohnson 0
Do you even know what "layer" of "atmo" planes fly in? Not much choice there.
perdix 31
They're not "chem trails," they're "con trails," short for "condensation."
EmoFluffy 16
The ones that disappear faster are con trails. When they stick doing its a chem trail
Evolving_Squid 15
No, it is not a chem trail.
kdbb 4
chemtrails are well know global United Nations attempt to "combat climate change". The trendy green globalist add aluminum sulfates to the jet fuel. They are trying to control the weather (play god) by reflecting the sunlight from the huge blankets of trails they leave. Planes will fly in certain geometric shapes allowing the chemtrails to blend together and create one big huge fake cloud. it's very simple to establish a real cloud from chemical dumps. maybe you stop commenting on fmls and go outside. also monsanto, has created a whole lineup of seeds that will be the only things that can grow in are new alluminum toxic soils. the creator of bovine growth hormone, agent orange, DDT make our food. there's nothing wrong with that. vote obama in for a 3rd term so he can drive America even deeper into the sewer.
musikchik 6
Actually, contrails and chemtrails are completely different. Contrails don't create grayish pinkish clouds and don't turn a sunny day into a cloudy one. Contrails don't happen by multiple planes in multiple directions in one day. You have no idea what you are talking about.
deepvira 16
What is he 10?
Dinoporeon 9
What kind of chems is HE on? Hmm
steph1108 5
ha my husband said the aame thing bout the planes. lol
EmoFluffy 16
You don't believe in chem trails?