Today, the small plane I was on almost crashed, all because the pilot's girlfriend figured out mid-flight that he's been cheating on her, causing her to start screaming abuse and furiously beating him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I left on my honeymoon with my wife who is terrified of flying. The pilot announced incoming storms in the flight path, and the man next to me starts saying it's "probably fate" and "we all have to go sometime." My wife went into a full panic attack. We hadn't even left the ground yet. FML
Today, I was in the airport after saying goodbye to my boyfriend who left for three months. Walking back to my car, I saw a young couple kissing passionately. If that wasn't bad enough, the guy then picked his girlfriend up, spun her round in the air and her foot kicked me square in the jaw. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me. How? His other girlfriend crashed her car into mine and had him pick her up. FML
Today, I flew to Mexico with my (now ex) boyfriend of two years. It was my first time flying, and apparently I have a fear. I had a panic attack on the plane. When we landed, I got dumped for "causing a scene." I am now stranded in Mexico alone for two weeks with no hotel room booked. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML
Today, after flying halfway across the world to see the man I love, he admitted cheating on me several days before I arrived, not only with someone I know, but with someone I hate. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I boarded a plane. A woman decided that she didn't like where she'd put her carry on luggage and pulled it out from over my head. The heavy luggage then fell right onto my face, the wheel smacking me in the mouth and busting my lip open. She just laughed and waltzed away without a word. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
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nonsensical 26
That must've been scary as ****. I wouldve tied her down and told her to get her shit together until we landed!
mattzawesome 28
Those smaller planes are iffy to begin with; I can't imagine the trauma of a distracted pilot on top of that.
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Comments (74)
CherrySprite 10
How would she get in the cockpit?
swenny_xoxo 18
That's what I want to know #1
Twigman8 15
If it's a small plane like OP said, I'm assuming there's no cockpit door like on a commercial passenger jet. OP's girl friend would have easy access if this is the case
cheeeksss 29
Wait do you mean the pilot's gf?
nyf137 20
Good thing she wasn't violent or anything... The universe just has perfect timing
jesterinperil 28
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
She was violent, it says she started beating the pilot.
jmcr 27
pretty sure that was sarcasm #9
Mightyrif 23
OP said it almost crashed. I think beating would cause that more than just screaming.
jesterinperil 28
A prime example of why we need sarcasm fonts. My mistake.
TheFount 21
"almost crashed" "furiously beating" OMG GUISE GIRLZ DONT DO THINGS BAD SO IT MUST HAVE BEEN SARCASM Seems legit
nonsensical 26
That must've been scary as ****. I wouldve tied her down and told her to get her shit together until we landed!
jesterinperil 28
Love can drive people crazy, or in this case, fly people crazy. Glad you all made it out safe OP!
mattzawesome 28
Those smaller planes are iffy to begin with; I can't imagine the trauma of a distracted pilot on top of that.
SuperMew 22
I had a pilot almost miss the landing because he got distracted by a sports game someone was listening to on their phone.
itsme82 18
Damn someone should have knocked her ass out. Bahahhahaha
mds9986 24
She needs to stop being so turbulent.
Jesmassimo 21
Lmao I'm cracking up
SecundusSecunda 27
While you're cracking up, OP was falling down
jeansnpearls 21
Ahhh! haa! ha! I see whacha did there...nice!
SecundusSecunda 27
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bulletsinthewind 21
She certainly could've picked a better time. Must've been a scary situation. It was pretty inconsiderate of her to risk everyone's lives
Danne696 14
"Inconsiderate" is a tad of an understatement..
willsnow18 11
people do and say ****** up shit when they're mad/pissed
bellydancer82 15
I'm curious as to how she found out... Also, I would've told her to cut it the **** out and restrained her. Distracting a pilot like that is nothing to play around with.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
I've been in a car and had something similar happen, but a plane is definitely worse. It's not like you can just pull over and stop for a bit.
gobiteme2 34
You should have been a gentleman and opened the door for her.