Today, I was outside with a guy I really like. He asked me to lay down on the ground and watch the stars with him. I did. Suddenly, he got up, walked over to another girl and kissed her. They left me there on the soaking wet ground, watching the stars. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML
Today, I went on a romantic date to the mountains to look a stars with a boy I just met. We started kissing and he stopped, asking if it was rude for him to take me home now. After getting dropped off, he texted me saying we could never do that again and we should never talk about it. FML
Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML
Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML
Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML
Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML
Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML
Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML
Today, what I thought would be a romantic sleepover with the guy I like quickly turned into hell on earth when his girlfriend showed up. I had to scale the fire escape in my underwear so I could get back to my car in one piece. FML
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
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kerrygirl 13
dont worry he sounds like an ass
inkedshadow 0
its odd...it seems like every normal girl seems to like guys who are just jackasses. i dont understand that at all... FYL =(
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kerrygirl 13
dont worry he sounds like an ass
wingedspiritus 0
No, he doesn't sound like an ass. He sounds like a friend who invited her to stare at the stars with him. For some reason the OP thought he was already for her? She assumed, and she was wrong. I highly doubt the dude left her there and went home, that would be pretty rude and I wouldn't try to continue to get in a relationship with him lol. I understand you like him a lot.. But that doesn't mean he likes you the same way. :/
some1hones 0
either way... he still sound like an ass
americayay 0
I'm disagreeing that he's that much of an ass, because what he did isn't that big of a deal. OP: And then what? Your dog died? You saw your dad making out with someone not your mom? The wrong cat got taken to put down? I'm just looking for the bad in the story. Change your clothes, don't lay in wet grass again and forget about the guy.
DameGreyWulf 1
I would say he's sort of an ass for ditching her, either way. But I do agree OP was presumptuous in her belief.
justmeagirl 0
LOVE your life for getting away from such a nasty dirty jerk before you got any more invested!
jesscad 0
He's an ass because he just left her there...
isodufff 0
LKJASDFLKJ STOP IT. STOP RUINING FMLS SERIOUSLY. i hate this!!! people just post their fmls. and then someone comments, either trying to support them, or be funny then some ONE ALWAYS HAS TO RUIN IT. STOPTPTOPTOTOTOPPPP!!!!
waterynuggets 0
Uh how exactly do you ruin something that (already) says **** MY LIFE? *eye roll*
gtdoll 0
DameGrayWolf : I love you!! Agree sooooo much!! I would have slappe the ho. But thats just meh ;)
epicfailburger 0
well.. if he was there with another girl no duh the ground was wet.
EvilCupcake8361 9
51: your usage of caps locks makes you sound very obnoxious. I suggest you be quiet now. thanks:)
jermaurapaige 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
THATS R3ALLY FUCC3D UP && YHU D0NT D3S3RV3 2 B TR3AT3D LiiK3 THAT
repyourcliche 0
Trust me, not as "FUCC3D UP" as your comment.
screwtaylor 0
Why the **** must people type like that? It's not cute..
hahaohwell 0
i imagine they just get really really really bored
dizzyyy 0
Hahahaha!
some1hones 0
and nobody deserver to read such a "FUCC3D UP" comment
millionbonus 0
hahaha!!
sobe23 0
ughhh. learn how to type and not with 3s. Since when did 3 b3com3 a letter??
bridgetann79 0
yhu?? wow.
bridgetann79 0
yhu?? wow.
EvilCupcake8361 9
H3Y GUYZZ ,,,, THATZ NOT NIC3 2 MAK3 FUN OF DA WAY PPL TALK
AfroNinja6810 11
do3s no on3 g3t th3 jok3?
just_brilliant 0
I cant believe people who do things like that, its just awful
inkedshadow 0
its odd...it seems like every normal girl seems to like guys who are just jackasses. i dont understand that at all... FYL =(
justmeagirl 0
It's just that the aholes are manipulative and give you enough mixed messages so you feel enmeshed in the whole thing. The abuse-kindness cycle seems inherrent to most guys. Think socially acceptable Stockholm Syndrome.
stlcards220 4
he is such an asshole
EMZIIE 0
whoa..... i hope you got up and whacked him where the sun dont shine........ you dont deserve to be treated like that...
FarSide 23
She allowed herself to be placed in that position. She was not forced moron.
inconvienentgurl 0
YDI 4 staying on the wet ground after he left u there FYL 4 the guy leaving u like that 2 go get w/ another girl
lil_ham1644 29
*for, *you, *to
AntiChrist7 0
Don't pick assholes. YDI
adartse 0
What you get for being stupid, I guess its a guy thing to be able to tell if a girl like you or not, because I haven't seen any girl with this trait
LewJH 0
GET UP, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO STAY THERE OR DO WHATEVER HE SAYS ¬¬
screwtaylor 0
I call bullshit. But, if this is real.. YDI for laying down watching him kiss another girl.