Today, I was on a plane flying home and fell asleep. I woke up to my own snoring and everyone on the plane looking at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was asleep on a plane. I woke up after feeling the plane jolt and I screamed at the top of my lungs. The little girl next to me told me I was a sissy. Everyone around us laughed. FML
Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML
Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML
Today, I was in a bus headed to another city and fell asleep as did everyone else. I must've woken up last, because I half-snorted as I woke up and everybody heard. Now we’re on a coffee break and I can see them all snicker about it outside. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the train after a long day at work. I woke up when someone gently tapped my shoulder. I opened my eyes to see people smiling at me. I'd been snoring so loud that the conductor had said, “Please wake Sleeping Beauty up, this is the last stop.” I had drooled on my tie and missed my actual stop by an hour. FML
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML
Today, my brother and I took an hour long train home. I'd got up early, so I dozed a little bit in the train. I woke up to people looking at me at me. Thinking I slayed my outfit or something, my brother sent me a 5 minute video of me snoring so damn loud with my ugly mouth hanging open, and other passengers laughing. FML
Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML
Today, I was on a long-haul flight, desperately trying to sleep. My husband next to me started snoring so loudly, I swear he was vibrating the seat. In a dazed, half-asleep state, I leaned over and hissed, “Shut up!” It wasn’t him. It was the guy next to him. He woke up and looked at me like I was the problem. FML
Today, I was on a three hour flight to Los Angeles for a corporate meeting. The woman next to me instantly fell asleep and snored louder than a freight train, while the kid behind me made a hobby of thashing my seat from behind. When I peered over and asked him to stop, he spat in my face. FML
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delichick 27
Dont worry. 1. Its not like youre gonna see any of those people again. 2. Why should their opinion matter? And 3. Its not like you were the only one in the history of mankind who has done that, Im sure everyone has woken themselves up snoring.
hilamonster06 21
Well I guess that's better than having bad gas and having that recycled through the air systems for everyone to enjoy, that would be way more embarrassing than sawing some logs in your sleep. Don't worry about what everyone else though, you're better than they are anyway.
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Comments (26)
SquilliamFancy 15
Damn.. You must snore louder than my ninety three year old great grandfather with sleep apnea. I'm sure right now your experience is embarrassing to you, but in a couple of months you'll find it as funny as the people on the plane did.
Lalala579121 28
So OP will find it not funny at all?
LPac5295 27
For a second there I misread it as you were flying a plane and fell asleep. I was terrified until I realized my error. But on a serious note OP you'll never see those people again so don't let them ruin anything for you.
Fluffyturtle21 20
Not sure why people disliked this comment. Stupid.
delichick 27
Dont worry. 1. Its not like youre gonna see any of those people again. 2. Why should their opinion matter? And 3. Its not like you were the only one in the history of mankind who has done that, Im sure everyone has woken themselves up snoring.
hilamonster06 21
Well I guess that's better than having bad gas and having that recycled through the air systems for everyone to enjoy, that would be way more embarrassing than sawing some logs in your sleep. Don't worry about what everyone else though, you're better than they are anyway.
SecretAgent_700 15
Actually very little of the air in the plane gets recycled through the air system. Only 15 to 20 percent goes back into the cabin, the rest goes into the jet engines to facilitate with combustion. The rest of the new air comes from outside of the plane or tanks held in the plane.
ColdCreasent 17
To automatically assume that you are better than them is very wrong. Otherwise your comment is ok.
Kinglue 17
"SHNNAAAAAAAAAAAA-*sniff* Huh? Why is everyone looking at me?..."
SashaTaras 26
You cant really blame them, snoring on planes while everyone else is trying to sleep is really annoying, but don't be too embarrassed. Chances are, you're not going to see those people again in your life, so don't sweat it.
Oh_No_Not_Him 25
It wasn't the snoring - it was all the moaning and thrusting that made them look!
delichick 27
This made me laugh. Before I get judged Ive been up since 4 this morning, Im still at work, and I havent had a day off in almost 2 months
Sora_McKain 36
#21 I've been there and it sucks. The money for me was nice though. When you finally get a day off, enjoy it.
delichick 27
Thanks :) I dont know how Ive done it before, its killin me now lol
dontknow1 19
That happened to me once but in a bus, I didn't care because I didn't know anyone so don't give it too much attention.
johnnyswallop 18
I had a friend who fell asleep on a bus and woke up to a terrible smell with everyone looking at her, so it could've been worse.
Eisenfinger 1
No problem. Unless you were the pilot...