TiredOfItAll · 21 September 2022, 01:00 ·United Kingdom

Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?

Today, after I spent months trying to show a woman we can be besties, because she thought I only wanted sex (which I totally don't), we've talked every day, texted, shared videos, ect. Now she has a boyfriend and doesn't have time for friends, let alone a bestie. I should've never tried. FML

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Isabella · 20 September 2022, 22:30

Denial

Today, I'm 9 months pregnant and the father of my child has suddenly decided that the child I've carried for 9 months isn't his, and that it was "too late" to try and fix our relationship. He's the only man who could be the father, he's just finding every excuse to say, "Sorry, but no thank you." FML

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Anonymous · 20 September 2022, 15:00 🌶️ Spicy

Temptation

Today, a woman I work with asked me out. She is smart, funny, beyond gorgeous, and I’d be a fool to say no. Unfortunately, she has done jail time for smashing her last boyfriend's penis with a bat and he lost a testicle. What do I do? FML

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Anonymous · 20 September 2022, 07:30 ·Aberdare, United Kingdom

Don't tempt me

Today, I made the mistake of telling my boyfriend I was taking my kids to my mother's until he has decided if he wants to carry on being a boyfriend and stepfather. While we were gone, he apparently realised how good his life could be without us, and dumped me. I fucked up. FML

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Anonymous · This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff ·Birmingham, United Kingdom

LOL

Today, the guy I really like acknowledged my existence for the first time. Too bad it was through a text, saying, "lol ur a fat fukc". FML

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Anonymous · 20 September 2022, 00:01

Never enough

Today, I spent all day doing chores around the house, including mowing and raking the lawn, paying bills, going to the store, meal prepping, and cleaning the fridge. When I sat down to enjoy some well-earned games, my girlfriend sighed and asked if I ever planned to contribute anything to our relationship. FML

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FuckfaceSteve · This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff ·Chester-le-street, United Kingdom

Now you know

Today, the girl I like finally replied to a text I sent a week ago. Her reply was: "Don't ever text me again, fuckface." FML

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Anonymous · 19 September 2022, 01:30 ·London, United Kingdom

Wild mood swings

Today, once again, my partner is screaming at me for something that I have done and, as usual, she won't tell what it was, only that, "You know what you did," and, as usual, I have no idea. FML

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Anonymous · 18 September 2022, 13:00

You must conform

Today, my bestie had me kicked out of her wedding the day of. All because I altered my bridesmaid's dress without telling her. She knows I hate fabric against my legs. FML

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Charlie · 18 September 2022, 10:30 🌶️ Spicy

Chill out, Dad

Today, I spent $400 on concert tickets just to hear, “I’d fuck the lead singer” for three hours leading up to the concert. FML

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Anonymous · 17 September 2022, 22:00

Seems reasonable

Today, my new girlfriend tried to get me to quit being a gynaecologist because she says touching vaginas all day is low-key cheating on her. Lady, it took years of training to get this job, which I take very seriously, and we’ve only been on 4 dates. Between my career and you, I ain’t gonna choose you. FML

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Popoi · 17 September 2022, 17:00 ·Rochester, United States

Written in ink made from tears

Today, I found out my fiancé has been cheating on me for the past six months. I have a final tomorrow and have been busy crying, so guess I'll just have to fail. FML

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Anonymous · 17 September 2022, 09:30

No Columbo

Today, as my wife loves games, she set me a series of clues leading to our date night, where she's waiting for me. WHY? She knows how bad a problem solver I am. By the time she realised I was going to be hopelessly late, and answered my 50 missed calls, I’d only solved the first 2 clues out of 18 total. FML

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Durrrrrr · This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff ·Canada

Not a great start

Today, I went to a "party" with the boy whom I'm interested in. It was the first time I met his friends. Turns out he and all his friends are hardcore Christians who don't drink and are celibate. FML

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weddingplannerlyfe · 16 September 2022, 21:00

A real pro

Today, I had the wedding from hell. Nope, not a bridezilla, but a makeup artist-zilla who caused the ceremony to begin over an hour and a half late, and then tried to charge the bride for her delays. She then went nuts when confronted with the reality of her poor time management. “Professional” my ass. FML

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Reissa · 16 September 2022, 07:30 ·Canada

Slightly homophobic, but OK

Today, I realized people think my boyfriend is gay because he loves romantic movies, gardening, shoe shopping, reading magazines, and bathing by himself in candlelight. After him asking me to cuddle and me to be the "big spoon," I'm starting to question it too. FML

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DrumrollPlease · This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff ·London, United Kingdom

Buddy Rich is not dead

Today, my father informed me that he plans to play a drum solo instead of making a speech at my wedding. And yes, he IS completely serious. FML

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Anonymous · 16 September 2022, 00:00 ·Bremerton, United States

Why? What? Where? When?

Today, my fiancée of 4 years decided she can't live with me anymore. She never gave a reason, just upped and left. FML

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jenn8209 · 15 September 2022, 01:30 🌶️ Spicy

Sounds reasonable

Today, it’s my honeymoon. Before sexy time, my new husband made me do my first “act of loyalty” to him: text all my male contacts who were not family to “never speak to me again” and delete then from social media and cellphone. Apparently, I “can’t be hoeing” around during marriage. FML

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Anonymous · 14 September 2022, 23:00

Fatherhood

Today, I got further proof my boyfriend isn’t a good dad. I had to leave him for about 4 hours to see my mom in hospital, but when I got home the baby was crying to be fed with a dirty nappy. I asked why she hadn’t been fed or changed. Apparently it never occurred to him that that’s why she was crying. FML

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Anonymous · This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff

You're kidding me?

Today, after being stood up at a diner, I called the girl who was supposed to have met me. Turns out, she thought I was kidding when I asked her out. FML

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Anonymous · This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff ·United Kingdom

Cheeky

Today, my boyfriend got mugged. I found out because the mugger had the courtesy to ring me, after I texted several times asking where he was, to say, "He won't reply. He got robbed." FML

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Anonymous · 13 September 2022, 14:30

Dadbods for ever

Today, I was rejected by my crush at work, because I'm "too ripped." FML

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Mac · 13 September 2022, 09:30 🌶️ Spicy

Double betrayal

Today, I learned my wife has a lover. He's more handsome than me, and bigger than me. I might've been OK with it if he wasn't my daughter's boyfriend. FML

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Anonymous · 12 September 2022, 21:00

Quit playing

Today, while drinking and catching up with a ex that I still love, she invited a guy over, flirted with him right in front of me, then went home with him, When I messaged her to say I found it disrespectful as fuck, she replied with sorry, she didn’t mean to hurt me, and that she misses me. FML

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Anonymous · 12 September 2022, 18:30 🌶️ Spicy

Charlie!

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he insists I bit his penis during sex, and that I'm a crazy, man-hating psycho. It’s not true, I’ve just not given many blowjobs before, my technique stinks, and my teeth touched his skin a little. FML

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Anonymous · 12 September 2022, 08:30

Gaslighting

Today, I escaped an abusive relationship, only for him to manipulate my family into thinking i’m crazy. FML

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Anonymous · 12 September 2022, 01:00

Cougartown

Today, my boyfriend met my mom and started acting strange. Then my dad came in and was instantly furious. Apparently, my boyfriend is the guy my mom cheated with that caused my parent's divorce. He’s 3 years younger than I am. Gross mom, just gross. Also I’m single again, damn it. FML

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Anonymous · 11 September 2022, 22:30

Collect the set

Today, my ex-boyfriend is now dating my cousin, and he's stopped hanging out with me for her. FML

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emmalou · 11 September 2022, 10:00 🌶️ Spicy

Too much of a good thing

Today, I went on a date with a guy who was leaving the next day. I went out with the intention of a having a carefree good time, as a single parent I don't get many and they haven't been good in years. I ended up having the BEST night in a long time, we stayed up all night talking and pleasuring ourselves, now I don't know when I'll find that again… FML

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