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FuckfaceSteve This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Chester-le-street, United Kingdom

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Today, the girl I like finally replied to a text I sent a week ago. Her reply was: "Don't ever text me again, fuckface." FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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heyheyheyyall 14

If she's that much of a bitch, it's a good thing you're not involved

Roythetickler 21

What did you send her

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Comments (63)

danthehuman 29

Well someone's a bitch.

cmonger 27

No, this is Patrick.

Guard_Babe 19

"Six callers ahead of us, Jimmy."

shessohighh 10

Maybe it was her crazy jealous boyfriend who sent it.

1dvos_grl3 21

Maybe it's Mayballine

syed121417 22

This looks like a comment thread I would see on Tumblr

tiptoppc 21

Maybe it’s methamphetamine!

heyheyheyyall 14

If she's that much of a bitch, it's a good thing you're not involved

Despereaux 15

We don't know the full story. We tend to side with OP but he could have very easily been harassing her/ not leaving her alone, or just being flat out rude.

tiptoppc 21

Dick picks can cause this too!

ELoni_fml 25

Sounds like you could do a lot better!

Roythetickler 21

What did you send her

nonsensical 26

i was wondering the same thing... either he truly deserved that or she's just a bitch! on to the next one, OP

kitsy 14

"Ay baby, any nudes?" Surprised she didn't open up to that text, it was very gentlemanly.

tylercarolinex 21

jeeze thats a bit harsh

RobinGoodfellow 47

Looks like you'd do better to pursue someone else. She doesn't sound suuuper nice.

Vickeh 15

Honestly, I don't know if this is a FML or YDI... did you do something that could have annoyed her? If not, she's a bitch... not worth your time

blackonblight 33

Yeah, I have to wonder the content of the text, as well as how he got her number.

lovepoohbear 19

Don't let the bitches get you down dude

SMHsohard 22

I think this should tell you once and for all that she doesn't't feel the same about you. Time to move on, she doesn't sound like someone you need to waste any amount of time on. Speaking as a parent, you can do much better.

Sotanostash 20

Why was the parent thing necessary?

Zappaz 32

I think a headbutt is in order here