Today, I learned my wife has a lover. He's more handsome than me, and bigger than me. I might've been OK with it if he wasn't my daughter's boyfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that my wife had been cheating on me. What's worse? My kids found out three months before I did, and told me that they like him better than me. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, I received a text from a man my wife had an affair with, in which he stated that my 18 year-old daughter is biologically his. He then sent me pictures of her that my wife had sent to him. FML
Today, at my daughter's fundraiser, I noticed that a guy with a face only a fist could love kept staring at her. I said "Beautiful, isn't she?" Before I could tell him to keep it in his damned pants, he replied "Hah. She's my girlfriend, dude. Total beast in the sack." Complete news to me on both counts. FML
Today, I found out that my husband only dated me because I look like what he thought the daughter he had with his first wife might look like when she's grown up. FML
Today, I realized the guy I've been hooking up with has a daughter who is a year younger than me. As if that wasn't bad enough, I also found out she had a child of her own. I've been hooking up with a grandpa. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter is dating my boss's daughter. I found this out because my extremely homophobic boss told me and wants me to 'heal' them or get fired. I didn't even know my daughter was gay. FML
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Plop 17
Normally, I'd suggest you cheat on your wife with her lover's girlfriend, so that you both get that sweet revenge sex. However, that might not be advisable in this situation....
RichardPencil 32
Get out!!! If you don't, the dude might start boning you, too!
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Plop 17
Normally, I'd suggest you cheat on your wife with her lover's girlfriend, so that you both get that sweet revenge sex. However, that might not be advisable in this situation....
RichardPencil 32
Get out!!! If you don't, the dude might start boning you, too!
Plop 17
It's too late, his ass belongs to the alpha with the bigger schlong.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Well at least you know who is going to be your daughter's favourite parent now.
emmalou 19
Hoping the age isn't too young 😅🌱 but how about date his ex 🤣
dasin 18
ive heard this kinda story from the wifes pov the daughters even the sons pov but this is the first time i heard dad talk about mom boinking the daughters bf. guess i can check that one off, cant wait to get the boyfriends