Today, once again, my partner is screaming at me for something that I have done and, as usual, she won't tell what it was, only that, "You know what you did," and, as usual, I have no idea. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out why my wife has been upset with me for the last week. She told me this morning that I did something to upset her on our date night last Friday, she won't tell me what, and she said she'll leave me if I do it again. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, my supervisor told me off for doing something. When I reminded her that she told me to do it, she yelled at me for correcting her. FML
Today, I asked my coworker for her name. She screamed at me because apparently I'd already asked her 5 times before. I have no memory of any of it. FML
Today, my coworker keeps loudly saying things like, "Oh, now THIS!" If I don't ask, "What?" she pouts. If I do ask, she tells me, at length and with very bad grammar, how every one of our colleagues and partners is either stupid, rude or out to get her. FML
Today, I had to take my life into my hands and tell my wife that when she was yelling at me earlier, she was yelling at me in her own language, which I’m still not fluent in, so whatever it was that upset her, I still haven’t fixed it because I didn’t understand the instructions. FML
Today, like every day, my boss was complaining about something or other, but this time it was work that I knew he'd done himself, and he still blamed me. FML
Today, a client shouted at me over something that had nothing to do with me. She put such effort into shouting that she farted in my office. FML
Today, my girlfriend has yelled at me multiple times for saying sorry too much. It's involuntary, due to me constantly being told I never do anything right growing up by my parents. She knows this, and is even then one who helped me realize this, and still yells at me for it. FML
Today, my wife screamed and threatened to leave me… again. She does this about once a year, in response to an argument that she feels frustrated by. We have three amazing children and we're mostly happy in between these outbursts. Today she did it in front of our 6 year-old, who is now crying about our family. FML
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Top comments
poopface82 25
This individual needs to go to counseling already, and if she is unable to, time to pack up and get out.
cuz803 46
The following res flags havs been detected: 1. Immaturity 2. Poor communication As someone who's experienced Hell in a relationship with someone like that, do take my advice and GET OUT OF THAT RELATIONSHIP ASAP!!!!
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Comments (9)
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Do you really want to spend the rest of your life with someone like that?
poopface82 25
This individual needs to go to counseling already, and if she is unable to, time to pack up and get out.
RichardPencil 32
C'mon! This "playing dumb" act is not cute or funny anymore. You're not fooling anyone. You know what you did. Just apologize and be done with it. And don't do it again.
cuz803 46
The following res flags havs been detected: 1. Immaturity 2. Poor communication As someone who's experienced Hell in a relationship with someone like that, do take my advice and GET OUT OF THAT RELATIONSHIP ASAP!!!!
JasonThorn 23
Yeah, pack your stuff and leave. And if she asks why you're leaving her, tell her, "YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID." And nothing else.
Crowned Sataness 12
and you're tolerating this why?
JackWood 21
Manipulating emotional abuse.
Brightside86 31
Been there despite my best efforts the situation only got worse. She showed me hell has a basement but wait there is a shovel so you can actually keep digging.
Dominique Kartouw 10
Hey, this sounds like abuse. Are you ok?
Charlie Given 28
Yeah I used to date a narcissist then I got the **** out of the relationship, run man run!!!